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musesgonnamuse

just because i HOLD BACK

doesn’t mean i’ve gone SOFT

i have RESTRAINT

but i could still CRUSH YOU where you stand

#musings

musingsiren

It is not who YOU ARE that holds you back, it is who you THINK you are NOT.

#musings

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#musings #clement AF

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#musings #ft. chloris

mssg: {clement} → {aura}

aura: way to get my hopes up dude.

clement: NO NO we can go

clement: let's go i didnt think you were serious

#t; aura

mssg: {clement} → {______}

Venus: It's a date. ;)

Venus: But can we make it 3:30, I finish work at 3...

Clement: WHY DO YOU GET OFF WORK AT 3

Clement: spies shOUDLnt get OFF WORK AT 3

#t; venus

mssg: {clement} → {chloris}

chloris: tmi tmi

chloris: CLEMENT I GET IT

chloris: I DON'T NEED THE VISUALS

chloris: KK what do you want? I'll bring you your order and some advils cause you're gonna need them in the morning

clement: IM SORRY

clement: it's so hard not to make jokes like that

clement: i like nuggets and big macs

#t; chloris #so drunk

mssg: {clement} → {hathor}

hathor: yes, my friend you do. 'm just gonna have you sign this contract that states it isn't my fault on if you end up dying from alcohol poisoning or getting someone pregnant.

hathor: alright, i'll make it easy for you. what do you want? i'll bring it over?

clement: i dOnt HAVE A GIRL TO GET PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!

clement: oBVIOUSLY !!!! HELLO!!! VIRGIN !!!

clement: yo i want a number 7 with large fries and a coke.

clement: not the drug, the soda

#t; hathor

mssg: {clement} → {phoebe}

Phoebe: if you're not angry why are you nUGGET YELLING

Clement: I'M ALWAYS A NUGGET YELLER

#t; phoebe #nugget yeller 2k16

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Athena sighed as she checked her phone, the screen illuminating her delicate features. After a rather amusing conversation between her and Clement, the two had finally decided to get McDonald’s, even if it was at three in the morning. Either way, she hardly knew the guy, but who was she to pass up the opportunity to get free food? She managed to convince a couple people in the precision driving unit to let her take the Tesla Model S out for a test drive. Being back in the car brought her memories back to her days before Olympus, but before she could reminisce any further, she broke out of her reverie as she heard the door click open. ❝ How nice of you to join me, mate. Has your drunken state improved, or not? ❞ The brunette had to remember to keep her accent, after all, she wasn’t Athena, or Victoire, but Hayley Kim. A recent college graduate who was well on her way to working for Google.

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—clement looked in the mirror, glancing up and down at his choice of outfit. he looked no less than unruly. he sighed audibly, splashing water on his face, attempting to wash the drunk off of him. the alcohol had just began to set in, and a drowsiness had begun to set in. his phone, sitting cock-eyed on the bathroom counter, went off. he glanced down, gasped dramatically, grabbed a jacket, and ran out the door. clement opened the door, not noticing the model of the car. he breathed heavily, shutting the door, and turning to face her. he smiled widely. “what ?? no- god, no. i’m so drunk.” at that point, he noticed the car. clement ran his hands over the dashboard, and looked at the backseat. “woah !! sweet ride.”

#p; athena #SORRY this took forever #ia pologize

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“Uh, I think I was… twelve? My sister wanted me to learn.”

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“really ?? did you get formal lessons, or did you teach yourself ??” he sighed and cocked his head. “sorry if it feels like i’m prodding. i am just curious.”