[souljaslim2005]

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hours

[unclefather]

me: it’s $75 and i really want it

my mom: you have a job. just buy it

me: 

[wethekeegsta]

My dog and my bunny were playing in the back yard and I thought other people might enjoy watching as much as me

[vote-for-eggman]

Please watch this video

[agentcodybanksofficial]

dog: for dog ? :)

me: not for dogs!!!

dog: ...

dog: for dog ? :)

[cookii-whore]

[candyandsushi-deactivated202105]

Now these are the Magazines I used to read growing up..

[westerncrib]

I feel like I just opened a time capsule

[capsat]

[donniedarkosarchive]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

[zurizaldun-deactivated20241104]

I hate to be that guy, but it doesn’t just happen to women. The assholes who do that will do that to anyone who’s analysis isn’t sufficiently complex and long winded for them. 

Been done to me by people of both genders. 

Also I have been guilty of doing this, so I apologize. Because I was overly excited and just couldn’t wait to talk…. yeah. 

(Nothing is ever clear cut eh….) 

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

dude.

[clarknokent]

Ladies, please stop fuckin tellin your guy friends if a dude they cool with got a lil dick

Or if his stroke game Wack. That shit DOES NOT benefit us. It creates an unnecessary dynamic in me and his friendship. Next time I see him im like:

Him:

Me: “i know bruh, I KNOW”

Him when he realizes: 

now everytime time after that we hang out is like:

all because you wanna be too comfortable with me and shit.

[timeanddisregard]

How to parallel park: 1) Park somewhere else

[mockwa]

[tinafeysucks-deactivated2015040]

[1000101010100010010]

Mr. Krabs that hoe that leave you if the diamond ain’t big enough. Mr. Krabs that hoe that leave you if the Porsche ain’t the color you wanted. Mr. Krabs that hoe that leave you when you don’t give presents on Easter. Mr. Krabs that hoe that leave you when you got less than 10 mil in the bank

[depsidase]

[hyolights-deactivated20151008]

when you 70 weeks down a persons instagram and trying to avoid the like button

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

[crownsforusall]

That boy short-circuited