zootyflap majora @wethekeegsta - Tumblr Blog

I’m in my tank top era

#me #selfie #gay #guy

nerdy-as-heck

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

rubaedo

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

laughoutloud-club

bigassbowlingballhead

suck a fat hairy dick

im TRYING

ceruleanheaven

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

hotvampireadjacent

#I still laugh about when my boss kept getting mad at me for staying longer than the shift given #so then I’d clock out on time and then he’d get mad at me for clocking out when it was so busy #so I asked him whether he wanted me to clock out on time or stay later #and he said I should clock out but continue working until it wasn’t so busy #like sir respectfully shove a cactus up your ass

bold-baddie

orpheuslament

"he's more myself than i am. whatever our souls are made of, his & mine are the same" is such a good line youd think it was dialogue from nbc hannibal but its actually from wuthering heights by emily brontë

yr-tiktok-mom

hikikomoricomplex

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

hikikomoricomplex

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

mallowmaenad

me clicking each link expecting to get rickrolled:

annakarenina

@creatorsofcolornet event 16: style swap ☯ @lightkeykid (insp)

Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022)

Maybe there is something out there, some new discovery that will make us feel like even smaller pieces of shit. Something that explains why you still went looking for me through all of this noise. And why, no matter what, I still want to be here with you. I will always, always, want to be here with you.

c-bassmeow

dashaibo

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!