Dude.

Hi. My name is Courtney and I play Minecraft and make arts and crafts in my spare time. I’m a 22-year-old graphic designer.

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

[healingisneeded]

not to be all in your business but…..i hope you’re having a good day 📢

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

[giggle]

Stop Sign: Strict

Speed Limit Sign: Cautious

One Way Sign: Stubborn

Yield Sign: Shy

Keep Out Sign: Secretive

[backstageleft-deactivated202009]

I moved into summerstock housing tonight and a friendly orange cat immediately greeted my kitties to the neighborhood (he actually climbed into my damn car). 

But then when I stepped into my apartment building I found this:

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Make Chester an indoor cat

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

L E T H I M I N

[thot]

a #moment in herstory

[sauvamente]

I can hear these pictures

[omgs]

remember this power move

[beksboys]

“free trial”

“all we need is your credit card information”

[theinturnetexplorer]

the crows are his allies now.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

[undeadwill]

That’s actually how it works.

[literaryreference]

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

[catchymemes]

[czekoo93-deactivated20201110]

[chanel-smokes]

me

[baiovevo]

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house 2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself 3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

[spellswisp]

summer mood

[spellswisp]

#what is shaggy wearing (x)

[siltyloames]

holy shit shaggy is secretly jacked

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[gneerly]

hey friendly psa/reminder that with the seasons changing right now, a lot of people with mood disorders (and even people without them) can get all messed up and wonky from that so try to go a little easy on yourself if you find yourself spiraling or getting emotional a lot lately okay? youre doin your best. love u

[wwtdd]

[bob-belcher]

Best thing I’ve heard all day

[surprisebitch]

Godriana Granslay recording No Tears Left to Cry knowing full well she’s gonna mislead everyone by marketing it as a melancholic power ballad when it is actually a very upbeat powerhouse disco-esque dance track: