idkblogue

27yo she/they AuDHD (C)PTSD OCD dyslexsic poly transfem guitarist physics-philosopher gamer GENIUS BDSM kinkster idiot survivor girl

[agentcookywise]

it would so so beneficial for basically any animal alive to be able to evolve to be not literally MADE of food

BUT they can't because: what would they eat?

that's why it's called the food chain, because we are shackled to it

[agentcookywise]

6'3" tgirl in the 1600s call that a heighþon

[agentcookywise]

local queers in my remit. idk what else to call it.

[agentcookywise]

why do they call it a strapon when u strap in the boydyke get off fuck strap the dyke??

[agentcookywise]

first they came for the blue button pressers, and i said "uuuh yeah that tracks"

[agentcookywise]

(to the tune of "Time of the Season" by The Zombies)

It's the briiine of the breeeam tin for siiippiiing

[agentcookywise]

not that a single one of you on here will be ready for this, but the fact that the balls remain internal until puberty DOES in fact mean that tucking is a form of ageplay 🤷‍♀️

no judgement though of course

[agentcookywise]

no one gets it man