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[katatsumuli]

Hello! I want to not feel guilty about calling a plumber, so would you like to try my wares? I'm selling stuff I make & commissions are open. I like making jewelry & optionally hiding it in fancy soap [with a different image than pictured] (want to be surprised with the treasure inside?). I can print stuff you drew & photos onto jewelry (or soap) too. I also sew 'donut' pillows for newly pierced ears. There's more stuff I like to make so I'll probably edit this. DM me I guess? Prices and more pictures below the cut.

Simple surgical steel studs (not pictured) $5/pair, painted $10/pair, complex studs $20/pair (dangling, jacket studs (earring behind & in front of ear), more complicated paint)

Keychain / necklace / earrings & necklace set / commission [varies]

Surgical steel dangle earrings simple&<2cm $10, >2cm $20/pair, multi layer paint $25+/pair, complex paint or engraving [varies]

Dragon wings earrings $35/pair, Spadey $15, wings & Spadey $40 :P

'Donut' pillow with hole for newly pierced ears $25

D&D dice castle ready-to-paint draftboard $30, transparent $35 /finished wood $45+ depends on wood type, painted mortar +$10

Bookmark/chip clip $5

Shipping calculated but w/ pirateship it's not too bad. Ships from USA.

[131-di]

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

[medicalalucard-deactivated20201]

talk dirty to me

[illogicalhumanoid]

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

[131-di]

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

[leaf-jelly]

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

[carbink]

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

[paulsrockinpagoda]

my counter:

piccolo trombone 

[gottabeastringplayer]

I’m both glad and sad that string players are only limited to violin, viola, cello, and bass. Can you imagine a contrabass? Or a piccolo violin????

[wielderofscythes]

String players are not limited to just those.

I present, THE OCTOBASS

It’s so big that it needs keys to hit the strings.

And in the reverse direction there exists the Pochette. Translated from French, it means pocket, as it was a pocket sized violin like instrument.

[katherine-xari]

[krisdoesart]

This is amazing

[anais-ninja-bitch]

someone post the archlute

[cargopantsman]

This one?

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Subcontrabass C ocarina

[greater-than-the-sword]

Legend of Zelda: The Subcontrabass Ocarina of Time

[hey-its-saturn]

this is my favorite post i think i’ve reblogged it like 4 times

[girl-detector]

[butterfly-sapphic]

I present to you, the Contrabass recorder.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

If all these instruments would play at the same time, humpback whales worldwide would sing along.

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[iamthelowercase]

Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!

Here's what I need you to do:

If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.

Yes, that's really it.

I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.

If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[leztrashbin]

full quality

[i-survived-that]

ID: A youtube comment with 11 likes by Niceone, it says "I've lived 46 years without knowing this. How nice of life to save some of the best bites for later." End ID.

Normally, people tend to get frustrated, even jokingly, if they miss out on something. This comment was on a song from 1974 and it made me smile quite much. Simply appreciative. Like a dessert after dinner.

[phinarei]

It is genuinely mind blowing to me just how many Tumblr posts have changed my life for the better and taught me to be happier. Not all of the thoughts originate on Tumblr, but the way people collect and frame them has literally changed my brain chemistry.

[cristalplanetheart]

[bigbigtruck]

sucking at something is the first step to getting good at it

[hr-rep]

Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and he’s caught on a mic later that week saying I didn’t realize it wasn’t the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.

[hr-rep]

@persimmony-snicket EXACTLYYYY

[cloudabserk]

esquire. com/news-politics/a10692/ryan-gosling-interview-0911/

thought you might be interested in this old article where the journalist absolutely fell in love with him over the space of a night

great interview. here are my highlights.

1. seems to really like halloween

2. stopped 6 times to buy candy

3. tried to pee on the coney island beach in front of the interviewer but was too nervous

4. gave the interviewer a diorama with a CD accompaniment

5. at 2am they meet some fun transgender individuals and it is revealed this was the day gay marriage was legalized in NY

[casgirl]

For reference this is what the diorama looks like:

[cloudabserk]

i may be a 23 year old man but oh my god these shoes

[cloudabserk]

we’ve all seen the “red things (petrova lines) worn around grace’s neck” post but i haven’t seen anybody point out his lil petrova line handcuff

[pris-cas]

Lesson #21 sleep walking!

(In the book it’s mentioned that Rocky has five hearts btw!)

FYI there will be fewer post for a while, terribly sorry 💔💔

First Lesson Previous lesson

Thank you to everyone who had the idea and recommended it to me!

Thank you to my amazing beta readers!

@xushibeetle

@the-asexual-winter

@stelosia

[bluegiragi]

long distance selfies

early access + nsfw on patreon

[trashyeggroll]

tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme

[yutaan]

Papercraft commission of Chrollo (and his indoor fish!), looking out over the city skyline as a heist unfolds below. This one had a lot of complicated layering, from the block-like buildings in the background to the scales of the long fish bodies, and I think the overall effect came out really neat!

[ongoing-catastrophe]

#myshane and #myilya are queer only in the sense that they are mlm. They dont know shit about microlabels or the split attraction model. Someone tried to tell Shane he should know his queer history a la Stonewall and he looked at them blank faced and said "I'm Canadian". People online were asking Ilya if he thinks genderfluid is a real identity and he's just like "If you go to jail for it in Russia it counts, dont ask stupid questions".