Things I want in Avengers 4:
- Tony and Nebula meet Valkyrie on their way back to Earth. Nebula and Valkyrie were once lovers and now hate each other despite an obvious sexual tension.
- At the Avengers compound, Valkyrie asks “where’s the booze?”
- Thor arrives and Tony greets him with a “Welcome back, strongest avenger”.
- Thor gets the booze for Valkyrie without even being asked. “it’s good to see you”, he says as she empties the bottle in 3 seconds, while Nebula looks at her amused.
- Thor is amazed at T'challa’s own “Valkyrie warriors” and talk about all the women who fought to protect Asgard.
- During the big final battle, at its peak, when everything is lost, Loki arrives, shouting “Your saviour’s here!” Korg is there too, still carrying Miek in his arm. “Hey guys, Miek does magic now. He turned to dust so I put him in a pot and then he came back.”
- Everyone turns to Valkyrie, who said she had backups, “that’s your backups?”
- Thor can’t believe his own eyes. “How did you -?” Loki smiles. “Ready for the big show, brother?” Thor watches Loki turn into a gigantic snake in awe and pride, because Loki has many more tricks than just wielding a dagger. “Hell, yeah.”
- At the end, everyone is safe and alive at the Avengers compound. Rocket calls: “your majesty!” Thor and T'challa turn “Yes?”. “Uh, not you. The iron guy.” Tony says: “Not a king”. Rocket says: “but who does that belong to?” “Me”, Tony says. “And that? And that? And that?” Rocket says, to which Tony replies “me” everytime. “Can someone shut the rabbit up?” he says, rolling his eyes.
Rhodey says “We should get you an iron throne.” Steve says: “I understood that reference.”
- Peter P shows Peter Q all the most amazing movies of the last two decades.
- It ends with Pepper and Tony’s wedding. In the foreground, Pepper tells Tony she’s pregnant and they kiss. In the background, Nebula hands Valkyrie all the glasses of wine she gets her hands on. Valkyrie drinks them all. Rocket steals stuff. Groot plays with a brand new tablet. Peter and Shuri make vines, while T'Challa keep telling them to delete that footage. Okoye sips a Starbucks coffee looking bored as hell and done with everyone’s bullshit. Bucky and Steve hold hands while Nat looks directly at the camera, mouthing “finally!” Sam gives her those 50 dollars he owes her for guessing they’d admit their love for each other tonight. (Sam had bet it’d take them another 70 years). Wanda and Vision fall asleep peacefully in the corner. Mantis and Drax are jumping on a bouncy castle. Loki stabs Thor. Peter and Gamora slow dance with headphones on. Bruce, Rhodey and Happy argue about who’s going to be the godfather.
It’s a happy big mess. The end.
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