Just A Tired Person™

Call me Vin. Socially anxious, will most likely not respond to DMs, please don't take it personally. Will respond to asks eventually. Also please stop dming me asking me to donate to things, I'M BROKE- Pfp by: @morango1881 here on tumblr

[agentshadowheart]

I've decided to make a Hellaverse parody of Cards Against Humanity. Yeah, there's probably a lot out there already, but I want to make my own, and I'm looking for suggestions for both white cards (Answers) and black cards (Prompts). I will be updating this post as more are added. Here's my current list of both:

White Cards (Answers):

- Vox's glowing nipples.

- Expensive crack.

- I'M FROM FUCKING FLORIDA!!

- Val's Spanish rage.

- So, it's a deal then?

- Vox's fuckass tiny hat.

- Loo-Loo Land.

- Fuck you, twink!

- ONE, smoothie please.

- Lucifer's big ass hat.

- Stolas' fuckass hat.

- Ethan's not-so-secret stash of fanfiction.

- Adam's ribs.

- Bank accounts.

- A chair.

- The Might of Lilith.

Black Cards (Prompts):

- Charlie! Come quick! Angel has _____ again!

- Now presenting Valentino's new movie: _____.

- New from the Vees, it's _____ me Elmo!

- Dear, if I wanted to _____ anyone here... I would've done so already.

- Sorry, I _____ your husband!

- That, was the sound, of a FUCKING _____!

- HA! There's _____ in the walls!

- You're out for _____, but you'll only stand a chance if you're out for _____. (Pick 2)

- _____ is/are a scam created by the shadow government!

- I heard Vox fucked him with _____!

- Did you hear? _____ is going to be starring in Valentino's new film!

- VoxTek! Trust us with your _____!

- Introducing the newest product from VoxTek: _____.

I might also throw in some OC related ones just for my friend group, or just in general. Toss your suggestions in the comments or reblogs! Maybe this can become a fandom-wide project! <3 (The Elmo thing is a tickle me elmo joke thrown in by my friend, and given some of the white cards I already have, it's staying lmfaooo)

[elsa-fogen]

Ultimate rizz

he's just a baby, LEAVE HIM ALONE, VOX, YOU OLD FUCK 😭

New headcanon just dropped, human Vox has a gap between his front teeth

AU Masterpost

[helluva-squid]

Thanks to Vox, Alastor discovered his love of spinny chairs.

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Bsky | Insta

[demonfizz]

Retry now

[daily-vox-doodles]

Can you please draw Vox giving Shok.wav belly rubs?

day 158

[ghostcat96]

Vox who's the flavour of homophobic where he thinks bottoming is shameful but he has a humiliation kink so he bottoms anyway

[ghostcat96]

This also works with staticdoll because he also thinks it's shameful for a man to be pegged by a woman

[drama-glob]

Love that not only does Velvette have the Western getup to go with Charlie's redemption test, but Vox has a little cowboy hat too! ^_^ Just adorable. ^_^<3<3<3

[wondrous-art]

I felt the strong urge to draw Vox with a shark tail, so forgive my self indulgence a moment.

[sparkpup-likes-drawing]

SHARK VOX SHARK VOX

[3qu1librium]

Hazbin hotel textposts but it’s mostly Vox

[bunjywunjy]

Do sharks cuddle?

THEY SURE FUCKIN DO.

many sharks are at least moderately social, and if a specific species of shark has the ability to breathe without actually swimming and tends to have a lot of sharks in a fairly small area, well.

they are just going to Pile. and there is simply nothing you can do about it.

[bunjywunjy]

also, fun fact! whitetip reef sharks in particular are SO damn cuddly with each other that they'll actively seek out a buddy or ten when they get sleepy!

it's pretty much slumber party or nothing for these guys. you won't find a whitetip sleeping alone except in the most dire and tragic of shark circumstances.

(shhh! they are. SLEEBING)

[pukicho]

Currently attempting the eat four egg sandwiches at 2am challenge. wish me luck.

[pukicho]

Hey guys, why do I have a giant fucking headache?

[agentshadowheart]

Perhaps because of all the eggs you ate?

[pukicho]

Currently attempting the eat four egg sandwiches at 2am challenge. wish me luck.

[thenumber1superspecialguy]

Emergency doodle requests uh uhhh jax and pomni hanging out in the pear wiggler having a good time.

Oh yeah they're having a great time

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[hismercytomyjustice]

[enragedandy]