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Hatch, 28, Go/gore/goreself

[agentukelele]

Introduction

My name is Hatch. Or Aether, Nico, or whatever name my kintypes have. I’m flexible with names.

I'm 28. I coined Xenic, I'm diamoric and polyamorous and aromantic.

Pronouns are It/itself, Go/gore/goreself, and thau/thaum/thaumiel

I post horror, nature, various -Core aesthetics, various pop culture pagan stuff.

Warnings: 

I have a shit time tagging triggers, so if you need things reliably tagged don’t follow me

I’m pro-endo, I hate most pro recovery rhetoric and I don't identify with pro.shippers even if I'm anti censorship. I can multitask. 

Active Sideblogs:

@gothamtruecrime DC sideblog

@avatarofthesimulation Magnus Archives sideblog

@bunnyselfships Self ship sideblog

@horrordraconic Alterhuman blog

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[deadandwalking]

JONAH MAGNUS?

[xenussx]

Swindl…………. insta req

[xenussx]

[bisexualbaker]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

[bisexualbaker]

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[mevil]

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

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100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 16 minutes

[zillyart32]

"History often repeats itself." "History doesn't exactly repeat itself, but it often rhymes." No, don't you see? It spirals, it's a bunch of spirals, and some of the spirals are going inward, while some are going outward, do you get it? Do you feel me? Some of these coils are getting tighter and tighter and tighter on us, while some are loosening up over time and taking longer to get to similar points, DO YOU FEEL ME? DO YOU GET IT? HISTORY! IT SPIRALS! PLEASE TELL ME I'M GETTING MY POINT ACROSS!!!

[vacuously-true]

"You're not allowed to complain about me doing x behavior because it's not a form of systemic discrimination." Okay what if I told you that there are things in the world that are bad besides systemic discrimination. What if I told you that while x behavior may not be systemic discrimination, it is still asshole behavior. It's still antisocial (opposite of prosocial). It still makes the world worse. It's still makes you a tar pit.

"Everyone should just do whatever they want as long as it's not systemic discrimination against marginalized people" is an abysmally low bar and I actually do think humans are capable of more. I actually do believe we can have a world where we are kind to each other and care for each other. I am going to hold people to a higher standard and say so when people aren't meeting it. I would like us not to be tar pits.

[hexpatient]

if you ever interact with someone who is mentally ill/mad/pathologised or disabled in some way, assume they are trying hard enough. act as if they are trying hard enough. dont even consider it an option that they arent trying hard enough. if they are failing to meet some goal or expectation, it is despite trying hard enough.

[hexpatient]

version for when that person is you: you are trying hard enough. if it's not working, its because of some other barrier unrelated to how hard you are trying.

[kitkenk]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[neverending-symphonia]

if i see another person basically go "but what if this character who is explicitly neutral nonbinary is actually just a binary trans egg because nonbinary people arent REALLY as trans as binary trans people im so woke actually" i will start killing people

[serregon]

I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

[callahan----callahan-again]

a pattern ive noticed

[qaivan]

I hate that there's no room for nonbinary people in media. When a character's gender is "ambiguous" (neither seen as masculine nor feminine) and solely referred to with neutral terms such as "they/them" and person, individual, etc, people can't stand that. They can't stand the idea that a nonbinary person wouldn't want to be a boy or girl, isn't a boy or a girl. They have to be a girlthing or a boything (why are all nonbinary people things? Why is it never girlenby or boyenby?), they have to be transfem or transmasc. When they're put into relationships, they have to be either lesbian or gay. Nobody can be cenelian or enbian or diamoric or gai or strayt or trixic or toric. That doesn't exist.

I'm sick of it. I'm sick of seeing nonbinarity be shoved into category after category after category when the whole point of being nonbinary is that we want to opt out.