the things we get up to at night, amirite?

Huh!  You seem to have found my xeno/furry/whatever floats my boat (which sometimes includes humans) nsfw blog.  Good for you! I hope you enjoy my kinks as much as I do.

[willjulep]

Blithe and puckish prince as he stands with his back to the open door of the throne room: "I sure hope there are no valiant, brutish knights returning home from a quest intent on taking their reward for their unerring fealty in the shape of me on all fours biting down on the scabbard of their bloodied sword..."

[kotabutch]

being dominant about consent

“you will tell me if something makes you uncomfortable.”

“can I touch you here, sweetheart?”

“would you like me to think for you for a bit, smart girl?”

“i will always take care of you. you can put your trust in me.”

“tell me your color, or i will stop.”

“tell me with words, or i will stop”

[itsamessygal]

This is so hot.

[redgifs-deactivated20211128]

[argodeon]

Before 2019 ends, let's settle this once and for all, gamers

Is it it black and blue? Or white and gold?

[argodeon]

This is supposed to be a joke bc its from a hot gay porn but since none of you got that, the serious answer is that this thick bitch is blue and black

[aggieafterdark]

where's the link, op

[dish1910]

Ness #PokemonSwordShield #Nessa

HD image : https://www.patreon.com/posts/27609668 PSD file : https://www.patreon.com/posts/27609674

[prokopetz]

Honestly, the reason monsterfucker discourse is useless is that nobody can agree upon a working definition of “monster”. It could mean anything from “attracted to dudes with pointy teeth” to “wants to somehow get railed by the concept of universal entropy”. All labeling someone a monsterfucker really tells us is that they’re probably a bottom.

[fiction-is-not-reality2]

The notes on this post are simply gold, do yourself a favor and read them

[molly-ayesha]

A few personal favourites

[kraetys]

That last one, I feel that

[thedumpstervoid]

Honestly, we just need a classification system.

Human-like monsters - look mostly human, but with obvious non-human markers like pointy teeth and elongated ears.

Humanoid monsters - human is basic shape, but clearly not, like swamp man

Creature monsters - monsters that are more animal in shape, werewolf/Mothman

Extraordinary monsters - monsters who are corporal in nature, but don’t have a specific or consistent shape. Venom would probably fall under this category since it only gets its humanoid shape from being joined with a human and is more like a gooey puddle.

Non-corporal monsters - monsters who do not have a physical form. The void or universal entropy are good examples.

[aggieafterdark]

your omission of a draconic/quadrupedal category reveals your cowardice

[adarkmachine-blog]

what a Big Boy

[aggieafterdark]

Me: -returns on the 18th-

Tumblr Staff: ur blog is nsfw

Me: No shit, Sherlock.

[nicoise-salad]

tired

[latchk3y-deactivated20181203]

fish wife

[waowoo]

ive been drawing a lot of scantily clad newts lately and it is… VERY FUN………

[mirakiro]

flirty gay hoof boys meet up in the sauna 

[vannshey]

Since summer is already here here’s a Baybatch mini-comic of Mccree thinking of his boyfriend and Reaper suffering from it. 

Sketches for June’s rewards ❤ Find the full version on Patreon or Gumroad!

[jaspurrlock]

I love them so much. ಥ_ಥ 

[exotic-erotics]

Make a Date with a Legend!

Deep in the Amazon rain forest, and deeper still at the bottom of the Amazon river, a legendary creature named Yacuruna lives in a city of coral and shells. The life of the Yacuruna is shrouded in mystery, but we know that it likes to make frequent trips to the surface, where its alluring form and seductive nature is known to ensnare the hearts of forest travelers.

Legend also says that the Yacuruna will turn your eyes and feet backward so you can’t find your way home again, but rigorous research by EE has shown that at most, he’ll curl your toes and make your eyes roll back into your head. You might not want to go home, but you don’t have to worry about finding your way. We offer Yacuruna with two specialty colors, the kickin’ rad King Koi (right) and the awesomely detailed Amazonia (left). And both feature glow-in-the-dark accents!

15% OFF SALE

To help welcome Yacuruna to the EE family, we’re having a 15% sale off base price on it and most other made-to-order toys! The sale will last from February 15th to February 18th (EST) and includes all toys with the exception of the lifecast eggs. Discount codes and EE Bucks are not valid during sales, and will be disabled. Made-to-order toys are any toy that can be purchased using our regularly available drop-down menus, including Super and Deluxe Suprise. Custom orders will not be available during the sale.

            The sale starts and Yacuruna becomes available at

                               Midnight EST, February 15th!

[eyes-ore]

we’re only here to observe the auction. don’t speak to my prince again.

[digitalhunk]