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Gordon | 32 | ♉ | ♂️ | He/Him All I got are clown thots, man. Kirby, BNHA, FE3H, Nardo, Bioware, other vidya games, and shit posting. I like the Dads and Big Boys(TM), gross eccentric men, and the ladies who can beat me up. Icon by sarahandvictoria~

[android-spider]

:)

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

stupid fucking slut hour 

[snuv]

happy stupid fucking slut sunday

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

[pyrrhuria]

i dont knowwwwww

[totallynotgayforyou]

[synthetic-ultramarine]

don't go on indeed dot com at 2am they start showing you the job listings for gnomes and talking squirrels

[theehorsepusssy]

peach piss and fart cakes

[miss-americanbi]

grace you gotta lock in

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[sforzzz]

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

[sforzzz]

*goes back to jerkin it*

[sforzzz]

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[oneheadtoanother]

[enjoylentgreen]

[sycamorality]

WAIT NO

[sycamorality]

yeah sure whatever remove yaoi boy

[i-fuck-audis]

wait wasnt i yaoi boy

[sycamorality]

you were

[i-fuck-audis]

and then you removed me ....

[sycamorality]

killed you. sorry.

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Voting ended onJul 24

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[theehorsepusssy]