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SO YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT LUGH LAMFADA? COURSE YOU DO.

LUGH UP AND DECIDES ONE DAY THAT HE WANTS TO BE IN WITH THE TUATHA DE DANANN. HE GOES TO THE GATE IS LIKE, "YO GATEKEEPER, LET ME IN!"

THE GATEKEEPER ASKS IF HE HAS A L33T SKILL. LUGH SAYS WELL MAN I CAN BUILD AWESOME SHIPS. GATEKEEPER RESPONDS, "NAH MAN WE ALREADY GOT SOMEONE WHO DOES THAT."

LUGH GOES THROUGH HIS LIST OF L33T SKILLS BUT THEM TUATHA DE DANANN HAVE PEEPS WHO ALREADY HAVE THOSE L33T SKILLS. LUGH GETS ALL SASSY WITH THE GATEKEEPER AND IS LIKE, "BRO, DO HAVE SOME ONE WHO CAN DO ALL THOSE THINGS AT ONCE?"

THE GATEKEEPER SIGHED AND WAS LIKE, "NAH, BRO, THAT IS NEW." SO LUGH IS LIKE ONE OF THEM NOW AND IS LIKE WHAT UP? AND THEY THINK HE IS SO AWESOME THAT THEY ARE LIKE HEY, YOU'RE THE LEADER NOW, YOU WILL WIN ALL THE THINGS.

-scionofhyperborea

#lugh lamfada #submission

YO. WHERE MY TALIESIN AT?

HEY. LET'S TALK A LITTLE ABOUT HOW AWESOME THE CELTIC DEITY TALIESIN IS. I MEAN, WHEN HE WAS FOUND ON THE RIVER, HE JUST STARTED BUMPING OUT SOME AWESOME POETRY.

HE WAS DOING SOME SHAKESPEARE SHIT BEFORE IT WAS COOL

AND HE WAS ONLY AN INFANT.

NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT HIS NAME MEANS 'RADIANT BROW' BECAUSE HE IS SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL.

-arseniccyanide

#taliesin #celtic polytheism #submission

ceryneian-hind-deactivated20130

Anon asking about Poseidon and horses;

Sorry, Tumblr ate my ask when I was trying to respond, Win8 and Chrome and bad internet don’t want to work together for me today. Here’s what I found, since I only knew that he made a horse to best Athena, but I found even more information. So, yay!

“He was further regarded as the creator of the horse, and was accordingly believed to have taught men the art of managing horses by the bridle, and to have been the originator and protector of horse races. (Hom. Il. xxiii. 307, 584; Pind. Pyth. vi.50 ; Soph. Oed. Col. 712, &c.) Hence he was also represented on horseback, or riding in a chariot drawn by two or four horses, and is designated by the epithets hippios, hippeios, or hippios anax. (Paus. i. 30. § 4, viii. 25. § 5, vi. 20. § 8, viii. 37. § 7 ; Eurip. Phoen. 1707; comp. Liv. i. 9, where he is called equester.) In consequence of his connection with the horse, he was regarded as the friend of charioteers (Pind. Ol. i. 63, &c.; Tzetz. ad Lyc. 156), and he even metamorphosed himself into a horse, for the purpose of deceiving Demeter.

The common tradition about Poseidon creating the horse is as follows:— when Poseidon and Athena disputed as to which of them should give the name to the capital of Attica, the gods decided, that it should receive its name from him who should bestow upon man the most useful gift. Poseidon their created the horse, and Athena called forth the olive tree, for which the honour was conferred upon her. (Serv. ad Virg. Georg. i. 12.) According to others, however, Poseidon did not create the horse in Attica, but in Thessaly, where he also gave the famous horses to Peleus. (Lucan, Phars. vi. 396, &c.; Hom. Il. xxiii. 277; Apollod. iii. 13. § 5.)”

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Or I posted this to the wrong place. >3>;;

#poseidon

You've posted something about Poseidon, and it's mentioned that he made horses, but can you yell about how/why he made horses?

I believe this can be arranged.

-Walker

OSIRIS LEARNS NOT TO BE AN EGOTISTICAL JERK.

SO LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY ABOUT HOW OSIRIS GOT HIS BITCHIN' ATEF CROWN, OKAY? SO ONE DAY RA IS JUST CHILLIN' WITH HIS CROWN ON HIS AWESOME SAUCE HEAD AND OSIRIS WALKS UP TO HIM AND SAYS "YO, I THINK I COULD DO THIS LEADERSHIP THING BETTER THAN YOU OR ANYONE ELSE. SO FORK OVER YOUR CROWN. I WANT IT. GIMME GIMME GIMME." OSIRIS HAD SPIKED RA'S DRINK THAT MORNING AND HE WASN'T THINKING CLEARING, AND SAID "LOL, OKAY." OSIRIS WAS LIKE- WOW, THAT WAS EASY. SO THEN HE'S ALL "HEY, WHILE WE'RE AT IT, CAN YOU GIVE ME SET'S LAND, TOO? MY BROTHER IS AN IDIOT, LOL. I COULD DO HIS JOB BETTER THAN HIM." AND RA WAS LIKE "YEAH, SURE, WHATEVER, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, WILL YA?" THEN OSIRIS WENT AND FLAUNTED HIS NEW SHINY CROWN TO HIS BROTHER, FORCING HIS BROTHER TO SUBMIT TO THE ATEF'S AWESOME POWERFULNESS. AND THAT GAVE HIM A NOSEBLEED. MEANWHILE, HERISHEF WAS CHILLIN' AT HWT-NEN-NESU AND SAW THAT ALL OF SET'S BLOOD WAS MAKING AN AWESOME LAKE ON THE GROUND. HE GOT ALL GIDDY OVER IT BECAUSE HE LOVES LAKES, SO HE DECIDED TO BECOME "LORD OF THE LAKE OF BLOOD" BECAUSE THAT'S HOW HE ROLLS, YO. HE NEEDS A YACHT FOR THAT SHIT. LATER THAT DAY, OSIRIS WAS CHILLIN' IN HIS PAD WHEN HE REALIZED THAT HIS HEAD HURT BECAUSE THE CROWN WAS SO AWESOME AND HEAVY. HE TOOK THE ATEF CROWN OFF AND REALIZED HS FOREHEAD WAS BLEEDING AND SHIT. AND THAT SHIT'S NOT COOL. THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO TAKE ON SHIT YOU CAN'T HANDLE, HUH? SO HE WENT CRYING TO RA LIKE A LITTLE GIRL, GOING "WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?" AND RA WAS TOO DRUNK TO GIVE A FUCK AND LAUGHED AT HIM. THE END.

HET-HERT

I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT HET-HERT

GREEKS CALLED HER HATHOR CAUSE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ALWAYS STICKING EXTRANEOUS H'S IN SHIT AND SPELLING THINGS FUNNY.

SHE'S THE MOTHERFUCKING GOLD OF THE GODS

SHE'S THE PERSONIFICATION OF JOY AND LOVE, OKAY? HOW AWESOME IS THAT? REALLY FUCKING RAD

DON'T COME AT HER SIDEWAYS THOUGH CAUSE WHEN SHE GETS PISSED SHE TURNS INTO SEKHMET AND WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP AND DRINK THE BLOOD

SHE LIKES PINOT GRIGIO, BARENJAGER, AND CHOCOLATE OR ANYTHING FROM YOUR HEART

BITCHES LOVE FINE WINE, SWEET SHIT AND CANDY OR ANYTHING THAT COMES FROM YOUR HEART MEATS

PRAY TO HER WHEN YOU NEED RELATIONSHIP HELP, A BETTER MOOD AND SHIT LIKE THAT

SHE WILL TELL YOU LIKE IT IS, SO TAKE HER ADVICE BECAUSE SHE'S SMARTER THAN YOU

YOU LOVE THE FUCK OUT OF MUSIC, WHO DOESN'T? SHE LOVES IT MORE THAN YOU. SHE'S THE MISTRESS OF MUSIC AND DANCE

PLAY HER A BITCHIN SOLO. EVEN IF YOU SUCK AT IT, SHE'LL STILL APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE SHE'S THE SHIT

SHE IS THE MOST MOLLYCODDLING DEITY I KNOW. SHE WILL PUT UP WITH YOUR MOST ASININE OF BULLSHIT BECAUSE SHE LOVES THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, EVEN WHEN YOU'RE BEING A D-BAG

DUA HET-HERT!

LET'S TALK ABOUT MOTHER FUCKING USAGI AKA SAILOR MOON

SHE'S THE DAUGHTER OF SELENE. NO, REALLY, IT'S IN THE MANGA. COOL LITTLE EASTER EGG FOR LORE BUFFS WHO PAY ATTENTION TO THAT STUFF. SO LET'S TALK ABOUT HER BECAUSE SHE'S AT LEAST A DEMIGOD.

SHE WAS THE PRINCESS OF THE MOON KINGDOM, A FUCKING KINGDOM ON THE MOON, DURING THE SILVER MILENNIUM. APPARENTLY SHE'S IMMORTAL, SO SHE FALLS IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN AND IT'S ALL ROMEO AND JULIET, AND LIKE NOBODY APPROVES EXCEPT HER MOM.

BECAUSE PEOPLE FROM EARTH AND PEOPLE FROM THE MOON ARE NEVER SUPPOSED TO INTERACT.

AND THEN THE NEGAVERSE ATTACKS HER AND QUEEN BERYL IS JEALOUS OF PRINCE ENDIMIYON AND KILLS THEM SO SERENITY KILLS HERSELF. SELENE AKA QUEEN SERENITY THEN FIGHTS WITH QUEEN BERYL, DESTROYS THE KINGDOM, AND THEN MAKES EVERYONE IN IT BE REBORN, GIVES THE SILVER CRYSTAL TO TWO CATS OR SOMETHING, AND THEN DIES. POOR PERSON.

AND THEN USAGI IS BORN AND SHE'S REALLY INCOMPETENT BUT STILL KINDA CUTE. SHE'S GOT SOME REALISTIC FLAWS BUT SHE SORT OF MAKES UP FOR IT BY BEING A LOVING PERSON. SHE MAKES A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO TURN OUT TO BE HER SOLDIERS AND SHE'S SEARCHING FOR THIS PRINCESS THAT TURNS OUT TO BE HER. THEN SHE FINDS OUT SHE IS THE PRINCESS BUT SHE NEVER GETS A SWELLED HEAD ABOUT IT LIKE WOW????!!!!1

AND THEN SHE FIGHTS QUEEN BERYL EVEN THOUGH HER FRIENDS ARE DEAD AND ANY NORMAL GIRL WOULD BE CURLED UP IN SOBS BUT NO SHE GOES AND DOES IT.

AND THEN SHE GETS TOGETHER WITH MAMORU AKA PRINCE ENDIMIYON AND THEY REALLY DEVELOP THAT RELATIONSHIP LIKE WOW IT'S NOT EVEN A SHALLOW RELATIONSHIP THEY ACTUALLY COMMUNICATE THEIR FEELINGS AND DON'T ANGST VERY MUCH AND THEY DEAL WITH JEALOUSY AND CHEATING AND THE LIKE AND THAT'S JUST REALLY GOOD????! GOOD EXAMPLE

AND THEN SHE GOES AND FUCKING RESURRECTS HER FRIENDS LIKE SIX TIMES OVER THE COURSE OF THE SERIES BECAUSE SHE'S JUST THAT FUCKING AWESOME AND THEN THEY CROWN HER QUEEN AFTER SHE FIGHTS OFF ANOTHER FUCKING ICE AGE WOW???!! LIKE THE WOMAN CAN FIGHT OFF FORCES OF NATURE SHE'S THAT FUCKING POWERFUL AND THEN THEY START ANOTHER SILVER MILENNIUM.

SHE COUNTS AS A GODDESS.

DON'T TELL ME OTHERWISE.

USAGI IS GR8.

#THIS IS HIGHLY RELEVENT TO MY INTERESTS SOBBED WALKER #SAILOR MOON 4 LYF #submission

A NOTE ON THE AGGRESSION:

WE LIKE SHOUTING ABOUT DEITIES HERE. WE LIKE IT A LOT.

But what we generally DO NOT LIKE are folks talking smack about deities. We do it sometimes, AND we usually take it back if someone points it out. WE'RE SORRY IF WE DO THAT.

TL;DR: BE NICE TO YOUR DEITIES AND THEY WILL BE NICE TO YOU.

And I like to think of the shouting as bragging anyway. THIS DEITY IS AWESOME AND YOU SHOULD TOTES LOVE THEM AND FEAR THEM RAWR, etc. With a bit of humor tossed in.

Just in case that wasn't too clear.

-Arrin

so pan/janis/horned one in my patron god, hes being mean. how do I get him to shut his goat ass up?.

I would recommend that you don't, really. Gods are gods for a reason. They are bigger than you, and they do require respectful interaction. If you don't think you can respect a god, then you should probably reconsider working with them.

But if you are serious about continuing the relationship, or you're worried that your deity is being cruel or pushing you too far, you can always respectfully ask that your relationship change or that they leave you alone. I would recommend setting out an offering and making a prayer, telling what your boundaries are and asking what they want of you. That might be a good start.

-Arrin

y ponies

Y not

Princess Luna MLP:FiM

PRINCESS LUNA IS THE SHIT.

SHE BROUGHT IN THE NIGHT WHILE HER SISTER (CELESTIA) BOUGHT THE DAY FOR LIKE, FUCKING EVER.

THEN SHE NOTICED SHE WASN'T GETTING ANY RECOGNITION. LIKE ZERO APPRECIATION. NO PONY LOVED HER.

SO WHAT DID SHE DO?

SHE TRIED TO TAKE OVER ALL OF FUCKING EQUESTRIA DAMNIT! AND MAKE ALL THE PONIES LOVE/FEAR HER!

AND ALMOST SUCCEEDED. GOT TRAPPED BY CELESTIA IN THE FUCKING MOON FOR LIKE, A THOUSAND YEARS. THEN SHE BROKE FREE ON THE LONGEST DAY OF THE THOUSANDTH YEAR. HOW FREAKING POETIC IS THAT SHIT? POETIC ASS HELL I TELL YOU WHAT.

BUT TWILIGHT SPARKLE AND FRIENDS CURED HER OF HER ANGER AND JEALOUSY WITH THE ELEMENTS OF FUCKING HARMONY AS PER CELESTIA'S REQUEST.

NOW SHE IS NICE AGAIN, BUT STILL AWESOME AS SHIT.

SHE HAS HER OWN HOLIDAY WHERE SHE SCARES PONIES AND THEY MAKE OFFERINGS OF CANDY TO APPEASE HER. LEGIT. I'D LIKE SOME FREE CANDY!

SO NOW THE DEVOTIONS HAVE BEEN DOUBLED!

AND ALL IS WELL IN PONYVILLE. PEACE OUT.

PRINCESS

FUCKING

CELESTIA

I HAVE NO REGRETS IN SAYING I HAVE DEIFIED HER IN MY MIND. LUNA TOO. BECAUSE THEY'RE GREAT. I KNOW THIS IS NERDY BUT I DON'T CARE.

I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT THEY'RE CARTOON CHARACTERS.

SHE'S SWAG AS FUCK.

HAVE YOU SEEN HER MANE? SHE'LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A BLACKOUT. THAT THING COULD BLIND HER ENEMIES.

SHE MOVES FUCKING CELESTIAL BODIES EVERY DAY. FOR A THOUSAND YEARS SHE DID THE FUCKING MOON AND STARS HERSELF. SHE NEVER FUCKING SLEPT. I BET SHE WAS LONELY AS FUCK.

BUT SHE'S STILL NICE AND BENEVOLENT UNLESS YOU PISS HER OFF.

THERE'S NOTHING NOT DEIFY-ABLE ABOUT HER.

ALSO HER CUTIE MARK IS THE SUN.

THE BEST CUTIE MARK.

HAIL CELESTIA.

#my little pony #princess celestia #THIS MADE MY DAY BETTER #submission

MARS

SALVE, MY FRIENDS!

ALRIGHTY, GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT THIS BAD ASS ROMAN MUTHAFUCKA HE’S MARSPITER—KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? HE’S THE FATHER OF THE FUCKING ROMANS. ROMULUS AND REMUS, HIS BOYS, WERE RAISED BY THE SHE-WOLF. VERY PROTECTIVE OF THOSE AFFILIATED WITH/HONORS HIM—BIG BURLY DUDE CARRYING A SPEAR. MARS IS NOT JUST A WARGOD, HE USED TO HELP OUT THE FARMING COMMUNITY BY FUCKING THE GROUND DURING THE PLANTING SEASON TO MAKE IT FERTILE. (GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THAT ‘SPEAR’, DOESN’T IT?) THEN, WHEN NEEDED BY HIS PEOPLE, HE TOOK UP ARMS FOR THEM AND LED THE LEGIONS. STILL WATCHES OVER THOSE THAT SERVED IN THE MILITARY AND THEIR FAMILIES TO THIS DAY. HIS MOTHER, JUNO, THE FUCKING QUEEN OF HEAVEN, NEEDED NO GOD TO GET PREGNANT JUST CHEWED ON SOME LOTUS PETALS GIVEN TO HER FROM FLORA AND BAM!!! PREGGERS! MARS CAN BE VERY INSPIRING. WHEN YOU NEED SOMEONE BY YOUR SIDE, TO HELP YOU FIGHT BACK, CALL OUT TO HIM “MARS—VIGILE!”* *(FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, IT TRANSLATES TO ”MARS—AWAKEN”!!!)

— bellonanj73

#bellonanj73 #submission #AGGRESSIVE DEVOTIONS #mars #Religio Romana #roman gods

TYR

KNOW WHO DOESN'T GET TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH?

TYR

LET'S DO THAT

HE IS A PRETTY AMAZING GUY WISE AS HELL AND WITH AN IMPRESSIVE STRENGTH OF WILL

THE MAN GETS SHIT DONE

AFTER LOKI AND ANGRBODA HAD FENRIR

AND HE ENDED UP IN ASGARD

KNOW WHO TOOK CARE OF HIM?

TYR

HE WAS THE ONLY ONE BRAVE ENOUGH TO APPROACH HIM

HOT DAMN, WHAT A BADASS

AND THEN

AS TIME WENT BY

EVERYONE WAS LIKE

HMM

THIS WOLF JUST –

WOW HE KEEPS GETTING BIGGER

AND HE'S PROPHESIED TO WRECK SHIT

MAYBE WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING?

YES

THAT IS PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA

SO THEY WERE ALL TRYING AND FAILING TO BIND HIM

WITH THESE BIG CHAINS

AND FINALLY WENT AND GOT A NICE SHINY RIBBON

(HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO TEAR A RIBBON THAT SHIT IS FUCKING HARD)

ANYWAY AFTER THEY GOT SOME DWARVES TO MAKE GLEIPNIR

WHICH IS NOT JUST AN ORDINARY PAIN IN THE ASS RIBBON

IT'S MADE OF MAGICY SHIT

A BUNCH OF STUFF THAT YOU CAN'T FIND IN THE WORLD WENT INTO THE RIBBON

LIKE THE ROOTS OF MOUNTAINS

BIRD SPIT

THE SOUND OF A CAT'S FOOTSTEP

BREATH OF A FISH

SINEW OF A BEAR

AND A WOMAN'S BEARD

(THOUGH SOMETIMES WOMEN CAN HAVE BEARDS

AND I AM PRETTY SURE WITHOUT SINEW BEARS WOULD NOT WORK BUT MOSTLY THE STUFF IS NO LONGER AROUND)

TO MAKE DAMN SURE

IT COULD BIND THIS IMMENSELY STRONG WOLF

FENRIR WAS FEELING MIGHTY SUSPICIOUS

AND WAS NOT REALLY WANTING TO BE BOUND

NOT MUCH GLORY IN BREAKING A RIBBON AFTER THOSE BITCHIN' CHAINS

HE WOULDN'T GET ANY STREET CRED

ALSO THE RIBBON WAS KIND OF SUSPICIOUS AFTER THE CHAINS

SHENANIGANS WERE AFOOT

BUT HE AGREED, IF SOMEONE WOULD PUT THEIR HAND IN HIS MOUTH

AS TO ENSURE THAT HE WOULD BE RELEASED IF HE COULD NOT BREAK IT

YEAAAAH

NO ONE REALLY WANTED TO DO THAT

BUT TYR STEPPED UP

DID WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE

PUT HIS HAND RIGHT INTO FENRIR'S MOUTH

WHEN FENRIR WAS UNABLE TO BREAK GLEIPNIR

AND THEY DIDN'T FREE HIM

HE BIT TYR'S SWORD HAND OFF

HE MADE A CHOICE

AND GAVE UP SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO HIM TO SAVE EVERYONE ELSE

AND BIND FENRIR UNTIL THE START OF RAGNAROK

THAT'S A PRETTY GREAT THING TO DO

HE'S THE GOD OF OATHS

IF YOU MAKE ONE TO HIM YOU BETTER KEEP IT

OR EXPECT TO PAY THE PRICE

HE VALUES STRENGTH

BOTH OF BODY AND OF WILL

PERSEVERANCE MAN

DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE

I LIKE TO GIVE HIM SOME PROTEIN DRINK

CAUSE IT IS BOTH DELICIOUS AND ALSO GOOD FOR MAKING YOU STRONG

HE SEEMED TO LIKE IT MORE THAN ANY OF THE ALCOHOL I HAD TRIED

SO NOW SUMBLE SOMETIMES HAS PROTEIN DRINK

MMMM

IF YOU HAVE TO MAKE A DIFFICULT CHOICE

OR GIVE UP SOMETHING TO HELP A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER

MAYBE HAVE A CHAT WITH TYR

HE IS WELL ACQUAINTED WITH SELF SACRIFICE

AND ALSO WITH DECISION MAKING

SERIOUSLY HE REALLY LIKES WHEN YOU HELP OTHERS

AND COMING THROUGH WHEN YOU ARE NEEDED

HE IS ALSO ASSOCIATED WITH IRMINSUL, AND KEEPING ORDER

AND ALSO IS GOD OF THE THING

#AGGRESSIVE DEVOTIONS #PAGANISM #PAGAN*#POLYTHEISM #TYR #NORSE #submission

I want to yell about Aphrodite

HEY

I LIKE WHAT YOU DO HERE SO I WANT TO HELP YOU GUYS WITH SOMETHING I KNOW ABOUT APHRODITE

BECAUSE SHE'S MY FUCKING PATRONESS

AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL

NEVER DOUBT THAT

SHE'LL GET REAL PISSED

AND SHE WAS BORN FROM URANOS PENIS

WHICH MAKES HER ZEUS ANTIE

A BEAUTIFUL ANTIE THOUGH

SHE IS REALLY SASSY ALTHOUGH SHE IS MARRIED

BUT SHE DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT

MAYBE THAT IS A FAMILY THING

BITCHES LOVE BEAUTY

AND SHE LOVES BEAUTY TOO

SO DON'T GO PRAYING FOR HER IF YOUR HAIR IS NOT FIXED

SHE'LL TURN YOU INTO A PIG

BUT SHE IS ALL NICE BECAUSE SHE MAKES PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE

LOVE IS GOOD RIGHT?

EXCEPT IF YOU FALL IN LOVE AND STARTS THE FUCKING TROJAN WAR BECAUSE OF IT.

THEN MAYBE IT'S NOT.

BUT SHE'S A GOOD PATRONESS

I LOVE HER.

(If you guys don't like it, just, pleaaaase, right about Aphrodite for me? :DDD hahaha I had fun writing it! )

#AGGRESSIVE DEVOTIONS #APHRODITE #HELLENIC #POLYTHEISM #PAGAN #PAGANISM #submission

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OMG YOU MADE A SPOT FOR THE KEMETICS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU DIDNT FORGET ABOUT US LET ME LOVE YOU FOREVER!

-This was mal. My tumblr was being an arse and posted it to the wrong blog....

DUDE. Why is the Ishtar post tagged Kemetic? Ishtar is Babylonian!

BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT YUGIOH WHEN I TAGGED IT. THERE'S A WHOLE FAMILY FROM EGYPT WHOSE LAST NAME IS ISHTAR.THANKS FOR CATCHING THAT. I WOULD TOTALLY HAVE LET THAT SIT THERE LIKE THAT FOR A WHILE LIKE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

-Walker

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