what the fuck

im just living life man

[typelikeagirl]

[rxcknrxlla]

[lulz-time]

[gwennovynne]

country roads

let’s-a-go

it’s-a-me

mario

[the-british-pineapple]

I admire and hate this simultaneously

[catgirldick]

mamma miaaaaaaaa

[veryfunnymemes]

[1amgirl]

[dynastylnoire]

why you bake me

[tastefullyoffensive]

[calm-shy-social]

Why is this accurate

[hashtagloveloses]

this kid’s post and his replies to people’s questions are so pure I’m sobbing

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

this is better than anything john green’s ever wrote

[chonce]

AHHH

[couragekindnessandmagic]

When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney

It’s like,

have

you

seen

what

Disney

has

done

before?

For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.

[giantchicken-deactivated2018050]

YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!

[fantasylandstation]

yo

[winchester101]

guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins 

[nipahdubs]

[rosiedoll]

[wonderful-wasp]

FOREVER REBLOG

[youtuberfandomships]

I snorted so hard I was not expecting that

[trickthekick]

“I’m just going to watch Shrek in my head.”

As a little kid, I was SOOOOOO damn obsessed with Shrek.

I mean the kind of obsessed where I’d watch it over and over again days in a row. It was all I ever wanted to watch.

It got to the point where I had memorised it word-for-word, and beat-for-beat. This meant that, somehow, I could watch it in my head—timed perfectly. No fast forwarding, no skipping.

Now this was fine for car trips and such, because my dad would be like “Hey do you want some colouring-in to do?” And id be like “Nah, I’m going to watch Shrek in my head.”

Ocassionally my dad would ask where I was up to in the movie—just to check on me.

Youre probably thinking Huh that’s weird but cool I guess?

Wrong. Sort of.

It got so bad that I’d watch it in my head at night before I went to sleep. My dad would literally check on me at night, notice I was blankly staring up at the ceiling, and have to yell “Stop watching Shrek and go to sleep!”

I cant remember how this faded from being one of my abilities, but it sure was cool while it lasted.

But for a while, Shrek really WAS my life.

[foxgirlmigraine]

OP this is terrifying

[funmomenergy-deactivated2020052]

i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

(warning for loud noise in some of them)

[mllesouthernbelle]

It’s funny cause it’s true

[agirlwholovespizza]

Found this saved as a draft and I never finish it: College Freshman

August 2017:

I turned 18

Said goodbye to a lot of friends

Went to Community College

Worked

Auditioned for a play

Joined Tinder...lol

September 2017:

Joined a club

Got Ghosted for the first time lol

Got in the play I auditioned for after being rejected but luckily the person who got the role dropped it and I got to be a part of something great!

Gained weight

October 2017:

College was getting difficult 

Became an officer of a club

I was really sad

But I didn’t show it

Work stressed me out

I had passion but no motivation

Tried losing weight but instead, I ate out always everyday

Got Starbucks or Dunkin in the morning

Would never eat at home

Or eat fast food and eat at home

Went out on a date with an older guy on Tinder

Started to date him

November 2017:

Started to get stressed out of my mind because I pushed homework last minute by fucking around

Started dating that older guy

He asked me to be his girlfriend the third date

I said no

Should’ve stopped seeing him after that

I got hella distracted by life

Started dating this guy too freely 

I lost my virginity to him

Should’ve stopped dating him from there

Gained more weight

December 2017:

I tried to pull through finals but I let this guy distract me

He tried claiming he was more important

Should’ve stopped dating him after that

Older guy and I became an official couple 

We were five years apart, but I was also fresh out of high school and barely 18

Parents were worried

First couple weeks were okay

Xmas was cool

Gained more weight

January 2018: i’m not gonna finish this cause i’m done dwelling about my past

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[usbghost-blog]

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

[fuzzycricket]

that’s because we actually need bees

[tommyholland]

Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO

[sleepiesoft]

ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970