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[moonrpg]

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

[agirlwithoutmagic]

sorry but I cannot help but love ouat belle so much. she’s a hero she’s a scholar she’s the key to ending the ogre wars she was locked in a psychiatric ward for 28 years and didn’t age a day she reads mandarin and elvish she’s inexplicably australian and most of all she fucked that old man.

[onceland]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

[laianely]

Epic

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[laianely]

Fine place to die

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[pien-art]

thinking sm about young Regina Mills... <3

Some thoughts/headcanons under the cut lol

I like to think of kid Regina as someone who spend any moment she could away from home. Horseback riding being her favorite activity, but finding an escape in nature and loving other animals (big and small) as well.

Spending hours outside in the woods behind the estate and having to run back to be home in time for tea. Having to hurry out of her dirty clothes so her mother doesn't get mad.

Young Regina who despised the confines of feminity and prefered comfortable practical clothes that she could actually move in. Racing outside for the hell of it, swinging stick swords and climbing trees and imagining a life away from her mother.

Regina cutting her long hair short because she hates how long it takes to have it done up. Cora punishing her for it and using magic to grow it back because no daughter of hers will look like a boy.

Regina getting older and hitting puberty and suddenly nothing is allowed anymore. She needs to be feminine she needs to be pristine she needs to be quiet and obedient. Everything she does is wrong. She needs to be better. She needs to behave. She needs to be good or suffer the consequenses. Horseriding being the only thing she can still do, and even that is criticized.

Also, young Regina being able to communicate with animals 👀 Maybe as an early sign of innate magical ability or something (idk about ouat magic rules dont look at me) Then during her marriage with the king (<////3) she still communicated with animals because she is lonely and miserable as hell, and Snow catches her doing it and demands Regina teaches it to her, which is how Snow is able to do it later on in the show. Like hghgh!!! Much to think about actually.

Regina's eventual evil queen getup being a mask and shield and a weapon all in one. Sexual feminity to manipulate and send out an image of power and strength but it is a mask for sure. Like hghgh!!! Much to think about actually...

[lesbianshadowheart]

random thought about a show i havent seen in years but the core premise of OUAT was so funny. Regina could’ve literally killed all of those people but instead she carefully crafted a bizarro world and meticulously gave everyone a little name and little job that accurately reflected their original life and made them all live out the same mediocre day over and over but like. she was the only person who knew that. girl you just put yourself in the endless torture vortex however you would’ve done numbers in the modern AU fic scene if given the chance i think

[pelorsdyke]

did we ever find out if regina picked out all the storybrooke names for her curse. sitting there for hours on fantasy behindthenames like well this should be a one to one I should call red riding hood ruby but for snow I should invoke the mother mary that exists in this world I’ve never been to and then also make it a two-first-names situation so she’s really giving little mormon girl

[agirlwithoutmagic]

the most fucked up thing zelena ever did was rape/babytrap robin hood in order to ruin regina’s happiness. but the second most fucked up thing zelena ever did was threaten to name that baby Pistachio

[dykelilypage]

oh, so when archie/the cricket kills someone's father he gets to become the embodiment of consciousness & the psychiatrist of the 'good guys', but when I, killian jones kills someone's father....

[userzade]

emma swan as snoopy + henry as woodstock

[origami-butterfly]

"My beautiful princess with a disorder" and they're referring to a man

[origami-butterfly]

WAIT, everyone reblog this with YOUR beautiful princess with a disorder

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

you know what? it’s been long enough i think we can admit that abc’s once upon a time was dumb as all shit and that’s why it fucks

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

the evil queen’s mom was the queen of hearts, and also the miller’s daughter from rumpelstiltskin. rumpelstiltskin is also the beast from beauty and the beast and peter pan’s son. his wife eloped with captain hook and his mom kidnapped his secondborn son with belle to use as a weapon against his daughter-in-law 

there were four rapunzels- one who only appeared in one episode and then was never mentioned again, and then three from the final season- one of whom was mother gothel in disguise (who is also a nymph and had a scene identical to the prom scene in carrie), one of whom was lady tremaine, and the final of whom was alice in wonderland, captain hook’s daughter

hades fell in love with the wicked witch of the west and also was that guy from ally mcbeal and we were supposed to take that 100% seriously 

maleficent got impregnated by a mystery man and laid an egg, out of which hatched a human baby. they went to find her dad and never showed up in the show again. we find out in the last episode that her dad was zorro and nothing else is mentioned of this 

the frozen characters were all there, completely based on canon with no alterations like everyone else got, and nobody questioned this. cruella de vil was also there and now is probably fighting with king arthur over custody of hell

mérida was there for like a season and a half and not once did she ever get a costume change. they were at a funeral and you can see her bright bluegreen dress just. there 

henry jumped on a lion in new york and gave a speech about how magic is real 

at the end they crowned the evil queen empress of everything just bc 

there was a musical episode

nothing in this show made sense and that’s why it’s fucking hilarious 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

HENRY HAD A LOVE INTEREST FROM CAMELOT AND IN HER FINAL APPEARANCE SHE RETCONS HER BACKSTORY AND SAYS HER DAD WAS FROM EARTH AND WE FIND OUT HER DAD WAS THE CONNECTICUT YANKEE IN KING ARTHUR’S COURT 

WHICH IS NOT ONLY THE FUNNIEST RETCON IN HISTORY (funnier by the fact he does have the right name, meaning that this was planned and they just forgot to drop any foreshadowing) BUT IF YOU FOLLOW BOOKCANON IT MEANS THAT HER BIRTH NAME IS HELLO-CENTRAL

[argentsunshine]

a bad show? that's nothing? a good show? sure. but a bad show that, for a brief moment, becomes very good, and then never is again? that'll drive a person to madness

[lumadreamland]

once upon a wardrobe appreciation: 147/???

[my-ny]

ouat text posts: rumple (pt. 18)