Call me Captain.

welcome one and all! i post lots of different things an also some art.

[mydadhitler]

[northcoast]

roses are red violets are blue pull my hair while I go down on u

[jessehimself]

[clock-heart-deactivated20251220]

i love self-deprecating shirts

[thecommonchick]

datioun:

Fairy tales are not instructions to how to live your life.

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

this is so funny wtf

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

JESUS

[homophobic]

Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”

Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*

Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

im scremaign

[horreurscopes]

a tribute to the very ethereal poses that @ghostpressure usually draws, and also their superb project with several hs kids + designers because i wanted to try my hand @ drawing rose in balmain (f/w 2016 menswear and some rdt – aka one my favourite collections Ever… ive looked @ it so much i almost have it memorized)

anyway i was gonna do a couple sketches and then things got out of hand because i couldn’t chose just two or three designs (some shoes changed because i couldnt find detail pics from the runways)

pls check of the fullviews i spent so long on this omg

[lophial]

I suffered from really bad chronic nosebleeds when I was a kid and one time i had one so bad it covered my face and chest and shirt. i mean it was everywhere i looked like i’d just eaten someone. so i go to my mom and tap her awake and she opens her eyes to see a blood soaked child leaning over her in the dark saying ‘please help’ and to this day and can still hear her screaming

[pettymuva-blog]

[bbemybaby]

[vulplxes]

NOTICE HOW SHE DIDN’T SAY “MEN” SHE SAID “PEOPLE WITH DICKS” SHOUTOUT TO ARIANA GRANDE FOR ACKNOWLEDGING THE FACT THAT NOT EVERYONE WITH A DICK IS A MAN GOD BLESS

[mcish-deactivated20151004]

Um…let’s not assume she knows this….let’s just assume she used some good phrasing…..please…

[hausofskywalker]

^^ I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s aware but..

[beachdeath]

nope! ariana is close friends with agender activist tyler ford and she periodically posts tyler’s videos about proper pronoun usage and correcting cissexist language. she’s really well-educated about this stuff and this was totally intentional.

[hausofskywalker]

okay awesome that is so good to know and makes me happy

[hummingbirdchurch]

WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE

The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.

Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.

SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

[eroscestlavie]

WHERE are the lesbian mountain women 

[eroscestlavie]

in the mountains. fuck. of course theyre in the mountains. i fucked this post up

[weloveshortvideos]

[piscescowgirl]

@wiimote

[actionables]

I’m always a slut for kindness and basic human decency

[staraptor]

im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations

[jazeth]

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”