Flamingo Tits

Liam - Brisbane - I really goddamn like food

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[cipheramnesia]

Hmm, maybe I should go back and rewrite everything 🤔

[siderealglimmer]

Everything?

Will the alphabet still start with A?

[cipheramnesia]

The alphabet will start at 9

[finnglas]

Oh good I can sleep in a little.

[wordfather]

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[medievaljournalist]

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

[3000s]

[ankle-beez]

[moldspace]

hungry critters

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[datura-inoxia]

Nature is healing

[drudg30n]

[boybeetles]

Sie transvestigaten meinen ikea hotdog…

[dubiousdisco]

[konoko]

[jerryterry]

Rating the current Pjackk clones

"pjackk":

got the original url, committed to the bit for less than 24 hours before vaguing about criticism, now only half-heartedly keeps up the act and isn't very good at it. Embarrassing, 0/10

Bonus points: considers pjackk a lesbian, a conclusion that could only be reached if your entire exposure to the character was via the shadows cast on the cave walls by posts about posts about pjackk. but it's a fun wrinkle in the way that a bad movie is better than a mediocre one. unfortunately not enough to justify the blog's existence.

"pjack":

couldn't get the original url but that didn't stop them. Embarrassing, 0/10.

Bonus points: so far posts less than current pjackk. the posts aren't very good but at least they're keeping up kayfabe. unfortunately not enough to justify the blog's existence.

"gjackk":

It's honestly kinda giving "blease dont think im racist"-era sandsverse fanblog vibes. Embarrassing, 0/10.

Bonus points: the only one of these blogs that feels even vaguely aware of the existence of tekken. using Gun Jack is a cute and fitting touch. unfortunately not enough to justify the blog's existence.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[paxamericana]

[aritany]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[creatureprofessor]

i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession

[bitextualdisaster]

Went to a museum exhibit once that had this little guy

10/10, give me tiny replicas of animal statues that I am encouraged to pat as part every exhibit ever please

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly