Workplace Sentences, Vol. 17
(Sentences from various sources for professional muses and/or muses that work together. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Has it ever occured to you that you may be trading efficiency for pride?"
"Everyone is aware what a distinctive and enviable career path you've carved out for yourself, but you screwed it up!"
"I can't believe I let you talk me into this!"
"Are we no longer on a first-name basis?"
"I do have a life outside the office, you know."
"What's that you're writing?"
"I'm not happy about this award. I don't deserve it."
"Get some sleep. You're no use to me like this."
"Is there a reason you're not answering your phone?"
"You are such a narcissist!"
"Do you want to do the job properly, or do you just want to look nice?"
"Do you have any idea what you've done?"
"You think you've had a bad day at work? I've got you beat."
"You always want to be the first, don't you?"
"This is exactly the sort of thing that got you into trouble in the first place!"
"I feel like this is a trick question..."
"There is nothing - absolutely nothing - I like about today!"
"Have you ever thought that maybe there's a different way of doing this job?"
"You're new here, aren't you?"
"Look at the bright side: if this is the best they've got around here, in six months, we'll be running this place."
"If I continue this, it's tantamount to career suicide!"
"Don't let this job run your life. Work to live, not the other way round."
"You don't seriously expect me to believe this?"
"How are you planning on dealing with all this?"
"Congratulations on your unprecedented cock-up!"
"Are you working with me?"
"You were never as good as they said you were."
"You can imagine how much sleep I've got in the past few days, considering your request."
"I've got an idea. Why don't we stop worrying about things that may never happen and just get on with our jobs?"
"Is this conversation actually useful?"
"You know the way I don't think enough sometimes? Well, you think too much."
"You think of everything, don't you?"
"This is how you let people speak to you?"
"This business is based on trust. I don't trust you."
"Now it's your turn to impress. Try not to think about how much is riding on this."
"We don't get to see much beauty in our job, do we?"
"Do I need to know what that is?"
"Hold on! Does he get paid more than me?"