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canon confirmed soft stern so that’s that on that

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joseph stern

joe

joseph

special agent joseph "joe" stern

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if the team doesn’t get stern on their side for the finale i’m gonna fucking RIOT

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AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVINIENCE , sir , I’D LOVE TO SEE YOUR BIGFOOT VIDEO .

        dash - only  agent  stern  of  the  adventure  zone  :  amnesty  ,  cherished  by  tinez  !

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stern’s character development while in kepler is that he goes from being a chain-smoking sleep-deprived workaholic living in his car to being a relaxed nd polite long-term patron in a cozy cabin who spends his day’s sipping on capri-suns while tending to the garden

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“I am and always will be the optimist.”

@dahyarif : a meme / accepting ! 

        ‘  that’s --- real commendable .  ‘  he’s in the homey corner kitchen of the amnesty lodge , elbows braced against the windowsill as he leans halfway out the window . one hand is holding on to a jug of borrowed ice - cream ( stolen , one could argue , but he did leave a sticky-note on the fridge promising he’ll replace it in the morning ) , and he’s effortlessly twirling a silver spoon between his fingers . joyjeet is standing outside , their frame relaxed as they drink in the last of the sun as it sets for the evening . he knows a thing or two about optimism , but most of all he remembers the weight of it . there’s a beat of silence as he digs the spoon into the ice - cream , carefully navigating it around the swirls of banana . ‘ i was . an optimist , that is . ‘ he begins to speak around the spoon before jabbing it back in the ice - cream , ‘ don’t think i’m one at the moment ,  though . ‘ or perhaps he is , considering his tenacious dedication to the bigfoot case . thing is , he’s not certain if that stems from believing he’ll figure it out , or from fearing not doing so . ‘ i’d rather like to be one again , someday . maybe not for the rest of eternity , but like- --- for a little while , at least . ‘

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NEW TAZ

NEW TAZ

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                           IT’S   THE   ADVENTURE   ZONE  !!

a group for anyone who’s writing a muse affiliated taz: amnesty to meet and talk with others in the community ! canon muses , ocs  &  verse - adjacent muses are welcome ; basically - if you like taz:a and want to talk to other people about it feel free to join us !! please make sure to read the rules & be cool , we’re all goobers in this house .

                                              here’s  the  link  !

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stern not only learning abt sylvain but eventually coming to the conclusion that sylphs are not the threat he has made them out to be.....that’s the ch development we deserve 

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    :  thinking  emoji  :

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@fireslung  /  aubrey :

‘  SO.   ’       small talk   ,   aubs.   barclay’s made smiley - face eggs for the lodge residents who’ve made it down to the kitchen in time   —   currently   ,   aubrey and agent stern.   she shoots a panicked glance at barclay in the kitchen   ,   but he’s got his back turned and is no help whatsoever   ,   so she returns her gaze to the fbi agent across the table.   be cool   ,   aubrey!         ‘   how goes the hunt?   caught   ,   uh   ,   the flatwoods monster yet?   ’        she’s careful to pick a cryptid she doesn’t know personally   ,   but for all she knows   ,   the flatwoods monster lives next door.   she doesn’t know!   she’s doing her best!

       stern  hasn’t  been  in  the  habit  of  eating  breakfast  for  a  long  time  .  before  amnesty  lodge  ,  he  spent  most  of  his  time  in  his  car  and  his  diet  consisted  of  cheap  cigarettes and  soggy  mcmuffins  ,  a  rather  stark  contrast  to  the  nicotine  patch  on  his  arm  and  the plate  of  eggs  that  beam  up  at  him  from  the  neatly  set  table  .  ‘  it -- goes  .  ‘  he  replies politely  after  chewing  down  a  fork  of  egg  .  the  icebreaker  takes  him  a  little  off  guard  , most  lodgers  have  proven  to  prefer  their  own  company  ( or  ,  simply  put  ,  not  his  )  .  he doesn’t  judge  or  mind  ,  really  ,  the  bureau  isn’t  popular  everywhere  ,  and  truth  be  told this  establishment  has  been  the  most  welcoming  one  yet  .  ‘  it’s  a  slow   progress  ,  but that’s  the  way  of  the  creed  i  guess  .  ‘       he  has  yet  to  properly  navigate  the  forest  surrounding  kepler  -  he’s  gotten  himself  turned  around  in  one  too many  back - wood  cities  to  try  without  a  proper  guide  .  another mouthful  of  breakfast  passes  before  he  leans  back  in  his  chair  ,  sipping  his  coffee  and turning  his  attention  to  aubrey  ,  ‘ --- you’ve spent a lot of time in the woods , haven’t you ? ‘ 

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Fox Mulder in 3 (2x07)

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         stern was called ‘agent’ in high school because a) he could not shut up abt the fbi to save his life , nd b) he always wore a tie

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    stern drives a shitty old volvo 240 from 1993 . it’s dark green , smells of cigarette buds and cold mcdonalds kid meals , and the headboard is covered with peeling stickers from every little dingy town he’s visited since getting the car . the cd-player was stolen several months ago but he hasn’t gotten around to replacing it so there’s just a gaping hole where it’s supposed to be , which he’s currently using as a nifty snack - shelf for when he’s driving . there’s also a bigfoot air freshener hanging around his rearview mirror .

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in cause u thought i hadn’t done my PROPER research for this elaborate hc...........

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literature quizzes. repost with your muse’s results for the following quizzes.

HOMERIC EPITHET!  / you got THE BREAKER OF HORSES. You are [redacted] Agent Stern, breaker of horses, which is how you should be introducing yourself to people from this day forward. This ancient epithet was used to describe Atreus (king of Mycenae), Agamemnon (son of Atreus, also king of Mycenae), Hector (prince of Troy), Diomedes (king of Argos), and now you. That’s a lot of pressure, I know. Just don’t screw it up. You’ll be fine.

FATAL FLAW!  / you got YOUR UNCOMPROMISING SENSE OF JUSTICE. When it comes to right and wrong, there’s no gray area. Not for you. You’re like a cop who says stuff like, "Listen, buddy, I don't make the rules—but I WILL enforece them." Look, you’ve got principles, and I get that. I can respect that. But you’re going to wind up dead in a river (JAVERT) if you don’t ease up a little on the rulebook and reconcile these two opposing viewpoints before a convict saves your life and shatters everything you thought you knew.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY DEATH!  /   you got MURDERED BY ACCIDENT, IN ACHILLES’ ARMOR.  One day, during the Trojan War, Achilles decides to just up and quit. He’s the greatest warrior apparently ever, so this is something of an issue. You can’t bear to watch men die in battle for Achilles’ pride, so you don his armor yourself and lead his men into battle. Everyone thinks you are Achilles, and morale is high. You die, however, because somewhere in there you remember that you’re actually terrible at fighting. Silver lining: Achilles avenges your death something FIERCE. So that's something.

LITERARY SETTING!  /  You got “ON THE ROAD!”. like so many literary characters (Huck Finn, Odysseus, Gulliver, etc.), you’re an adventurer and explorer at heart, and the literary setting that most closely matches your personality is, quite frankly…all the settings! You’re not meant to settle down in one spot—you’re the kind of person who hits up multiple parties in one night, and your insta is probably filled with pics of all the cool places you’ve travelled to. So embrace it! Take to the open road with your friends, run through a field of wildflowers in the middle of nowhere, and please get a pic next to the world’s largest Ketchup bottle.

TAGGED BY  —— @dahyarif

TAGGING  ——  anyone who wants to do it !