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Send my muse a curse!

M!A’s based on original curses and some inspired by famous curses in history.

Button Eyes: whoever sends this has ownership of a voodoo doll especially made for my muse, and can inflict harm on them at will. Lasts as long as they want.

Bad Luck: muse has a classic case of bad luck and nothing will go right for them for a full day.

The Crying Boy: muse feels like their insides are on fire. Lasts a full day.

Lost Soul: muse is stuck in a ghostly dimension; they can see everything going on around them, but no one can see or hear them. Lasts two days.

Worst Fears: muse is haunted by the thing(s) that scare them the most. Lasts a full day.

Kennedy: bad luck follows not only my muse, but all of their friends and family as well! (Ask permission from other muns before involving anyone else in this curse). Lasts two days.

Seeing Red: muse sees blood everywhere they look. Bonus points if they’re afraid or disgusted by blood. Lasts a full day.

Murrain: muse is deathly ill. Lasts two days.

Ravenous: muse is constantly starving but cannot be satisfied. Lasts two days.

Loathly: muse is transformed, becoming increasingly more haggard and/or monstrous in appearance. An act of kindness towards them will break the curse.

A New Roommate: an evil spirit possesses my muse’s body. How it behaves is up to the mun. Lasts three days.

Followed: spirits from my muse’s past are following them around. Lasts two days.

Not a Wink: muse can’t sleep no matter how tired they feel. Lasts three days.

The Bell Witch: muse’s home is plagued by relentless poltergeist activity. Lasts two days.

#ask prompt

I really really wanna bring my Pietro blog back, I need it so bad, someone stop me.

#or encourage me #I mean you know #if you want Pietro then sure #{ ooc }

bunchofrpmemes

Send my character a ★ and I’ll bold everything they feel toward your character.

thexreddestxrobin-archive-deact

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

#ask prompt

domanon

△ - Agodlikezeus

Dom smirked as he felt something brush his leg, “why am I not surprised this turns you on?”

domanon

“Do you always have to insult my species?” Dom sighed, shaking his head. He moved against Alex slowly, letting him feel his own hardness, “what do you think?”

agodlikezeus

“Not necessarily, my host was once human after all. Besides, you have the privilege of being one of few I find entertainingly purposeful or attractive, usually I’d have eaten you by now...” Of course he prides himself with a grin, toothy, wicked, though it’s followed by an almost sinful attempt at rocking their hips flush and squeezing at the human’s rear considerately. “I think that you’d best be rid of your clothes before I do it for you, unless you’d like yet another display of my strength?” Leaning up, Alex let that long tongue slip out to drag over Dom’s neck lazily, lavishing the warm flesh attentively despite it’s oddly prehensile length before a sharp set of teeth gave the shell of his ear a nibble.

“Come on Dom, it’s time to play, don’t be shy.”

#domanon #nsfw

azcrowleyfell

[SMS] Fuck

[SMS] As tempting as that is, I don’t normally make it a habit to give my address to guys I don’t know

[SMS] Anywhere we could meet instead?

agodlikezeus

[ Text ]: Who says I’m a guy? Besides, it’s always good fun to get a little... Beastly with strangers, isn’t it?

[ Text ]: Depends, are we talking private-public, or public-public?

[ Text ]: Not that I’m shy about playing with people watching on, but that’s your choice. By the way, name’s Alex.

#prosthetical #nsfw ish #Where-in Alex usually eats his prospective bed partners so I hope he doesn't mind fucking a monster lol #let alone fighting one off pfft

lone-pylon

#{ not my art }#{ reference }#Alex's teeth are a lot like this #all gross and too big for his mouth #his tongue is creepy long too #but I suppose that's a good thing wink wonk

domanon

△ - Agodlikezeus

Dom smirked as he felt something brush his leg, “why am I not surprised this turns you on?”

agodlikezeus

“Because you’re not stupid like most humans are?” Alex suggests rather smoothly, considering the way he was pinned, readjusting himself with a rather inhuman rumble of approval at the small friction. “Does it discomfort you?”

#domanon #nsfw

divinesofdarkness

Fluff Meme: Cuddles Edition

“Mm…you’re warm….”

“You are ridiculously comfortable…”

“Awe! But I don’t want to get up….”

“Get back here and cuddle with me…”

“Nope! You’re my prisoner today…”

“I’m tired, come to bed and cuddle with me please?”

“Well I guess I could come over there and cuddle with you for a bit…”

“Well if it’ll make you feel better…”

“A little cuddling won’t kill you, I promise.”

“It’ll be warmer if we cuddle together….”

“I’m sorry babe; I’m just not in the mood today, could we cuddle instead please?”

“I always sleep better when you’re here with me…”

“Why don’t we just relax and cuddle all day, hmm?”

“I’m really sore today, could we just take it easy and cuddle today please?”

“Somehow cuddling with you is even better than I expected it to be…”

“Can we cuddle for a bit please? I’m feeling kinda down…”

“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”

“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”

#ask prompt

inboxideas

Somehow our characters get into a playful wrestling match. Send me a △ and my character will react to feeling yours has become... excited.

thebigbadspike-archive

Or send your muses reaction to feeling mine has gotten rather excited

#ask prompt

originalmatsu-blog

Can you reblog/like this if you don't mind late responses

What I mean by this is if I become really busy and can’t respond to all of my rps, I want to know that it’s okay that I respond when I have the time. Some people easily lose interest in threads and will drop them if they become too old, which is why I’d like to know who is okay with me responding whenever.

azcrowleyfell

@agodlikezeus

Continued from [x]

[SMS] Christ, uh

[SMS] Is both an option?

agodlikezeus

[ Text ]: Depends on how well your taste accompanies the wine.

[ Text ]: And on how quickly you send me your address.

#prosthetical #(( dont do it Buck. He does actually eat people so lets not start with your dick))#(( or do. I mean you could get lucky ))

theliel

To basically everybody I rp with

kujirazame-blog

If we roleplay:

1. Don’t apologize for being late/slow with replies.

2. Take all of the time you need. Days, weeks, months, doesn’t matter. Don’t put yourself under stress because of such pointless things.

3. Your personal life out of character along with your health are the most important. If you drop a thread/conversation/whatever, it’s alright. Just stay safe and take care.

hellishsuggestion

i am not tame. i am sharp teeth and claws. i will tear you apart. i will devour you.

#literally true #{ musings }

otpdisaster

Person A patching up or changing the dressing on Person B’s severe burn wound with no anesthetic. Person B’s most effective pain reliever during the process is burying their face into Person A’s shoulder.

#{ wishlist }