Miraculous Idiot

(I ONLY COME BACK FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS I'M SORRY) "Yo! I'm the charasmatic legend, Osomatsu Matsuno! Huh? No, I'm sure we've just met. Feel free to stick around if you're into that kinda thing!" (sb art by blacklimes; bg art by choroski ♥)

[originalmatsu-blog]

YUCK grocery shopping. The arcade is more like it! I can show you the game where I’m on the scoreboard!

[originalmatsu-blog]

IMAGINE ME BUT BOOB+BUTT POSE

[choroski-blog]

“WHAT are you even talking about??”

[originalmatsu-blog]

totty wtf

[originalmatsu-blog]

lucky-number-fourteen

… tell you what.

How about you and I have a brother-sister bonding experience next week? Just the two of us.

SISTER-- Ooh.

I’m going to have a sister! That sounds cool.. I mean depending on what you want to do. I’m pretty good at baseball if I’m being completely honest.

[originalmatsu-blog]

IMAGINE ME BUT BOOB+BUTT POSE

[originalmatsu-blog]

Anyway, the real peach lover is Totty don’t let anyone fool you

[originalmatsu-blog]

lucky-number-fourteen:

But your brother is my fiance. You can’t pretend you’re an only child.

It was worth a try.

[originalmatsu-blog]

lucky-number-fourteen:

….. I’d share it with all of you if it would make you feel better.

No please let me pretend like I’m an only child for one year!!!!!!!

[originalmatsu-blog]

choroski:

“Shut up you peach-loving uggly-lookin plum-lookin stanky uggly man.”

“Even if you say that, crusty, stinky, sweaty-nothignofworth-dookie green nasty Ugggly dude, I’m still better than you.”

[originalmatsu-blog]

lucky-number-fourteen:

We all get a regular sized piece. I measured it out and everything.

But maybe you can have a little bit of my piece.

You would do that? Share some cake with me? Not Totty or Chloroformmatsu?

[originalmatsu-blog]

happy birthday to me (no one else) 

[choroski-blog]

“Be quiet uggly, you can barely sing the birthday song correctly ‘nor completely.”

[originalmatsu-blog]

“If I’m uggly then you’re Ugggly. UGGGLY.”

[originalmatsu-blog]

happy birthday to me (no one else) 

[lucky-number-fourteen]

Oh, but I made a cake for all of you –

[originalmatsu-blog]

As long as I get the biggest piece since I’m the oldest!

[tottypine]

Wait.. If its my birthday.. And Osomatsu’s birthday… And Choromatsu’s birthday… Then who’s driving the plane?!

[originalmatsu-blog]

I can’t drive a plane and I also don’t have a face. Please help me.

[originalmatsu-blog]

happy birthday to me (no one else) 

[originalmatsu-blog]

My Peaches Essay: Why You Should Love Peaches

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tottypine:

“THATS NOT PROOF”

[originalmatsu-blog]

My Peaches Essay: Why You Should Love Peaches

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choroski:

“Excellent written essay, Osomatsu… for once you might not actually get a failing mark.”

“HAHA very funny. That essay was terrible, because it was written by you and not me. I can write a better essay about peaches.”

[choroski-blog]

“Proof?”

[originalmatsu-blog]

“THERE IS YOUR PROOF. YOU TAKE IT AND YOU SWALLOW IT LIKE A BIG PILL NOBODY WANTS TO TAKE”

[originalmatsu-blog]

My Peaches Essay: Why You Should Love Peaches

[originalmatsu-blog]

choroski:

“Excellent written essay, Osomatsu… for once you might not actually get a failing mark.”

“HAHA very funny. That essay was terrible, because it was written by you and not me. I can write a better essay about peaches.”