Never quite normal

Andie is a twenty something, living in Nightvale. She’s been living in her greenhouse ever since her house burned down. She lives with Ted, or Theodulus, a former eldritch creature. After being turned into an eldritch god, losing her house, and an epic fight with the Elder gods, Andie is back to her old self, and ready to make a few changes. Ted doesn’t know what he wants, so he’ll just do whatever Andie tells him to until he figures it out. [wtnv indie rp blog, NSFW, mun is 18+] [tracks agreenhouseinnightvale] [The Run of the Mill sitcom Au is tagged 'Run of the Mill au']

[agreenhouseinnightvale-blog]

The End. [Last Post]

Some times as a Roleplayer, you just hit a brick wall with your characters and can't rp as them any more. I have come to that point.

Honestly, I'm just not feeling them anymore.

Andie and Theodulus are leaving for the void, and they will be replaced with two new characters.

They may occasionally make an appearance, but it will be on the other blog.

if you liked rping with me and don't hate me for giving up on these two, go introduce yourselves to Albert and Frankie, the new occupants of the green house.

[agreenhouseinnightvale-blog]

"I’d like to, but surprisingly enough I actually came in here for a reason, then you got all stabby and shit." Andie crossed her arms over her chest, and leaned to one foot, her hip jutting out as she took the universal pose of mildly annoyed chicks.

[bloodstainedhipsterglasses-archv]

 ”— A reason?”  Del blinked. It dawned on him suddenly where he was and what he had been doing before Andie’s arrival. With a snort, he leaned back on one heel and folded his arms.  ”Whatever, help yourself,” he said, shrugging nonchalantly.  He couldn’t give a monkey’s left nut if she took everything in the store. Now he knew she was unkillable, her entertainment factor was swiftly diminishing.  ”It’s not my job to help you.”   — Even if, technically, it was.

[agreenhouseinnightvale-blog]

"Look, I've been on the road for six hours already, can I use the key to your bathroom or not? It seems to be locked." At this rate she was thinking Ted and she would have to get a hotel in this town if she was here much later.

[superwhollock]

[kyrstin]

bless this writer and this entire episode

[lil-lady-hiddleston-blog]

Bless Mark Sheppard for delivering that flawlessly

[xhindii-deactivated20181215]

the poison for kuzco, kuzcos’ poison

[rydenarmani]

shit boy its hot as hell out here someone bring me some fuckin lemonade

[ringingofraevolution]

my favorite thing about the skeleton meme is we’ve all collectively decided on a speech pattern for them without realizing it

[the-best-of-funny]

X

[tittyblaster8000]

what if giraffes lived underwater

[tittyblaster8000]

what a majestic creature

[a-god-for-pigs-deactivated20260]

It would explain nessie

[inwhichifeelallthefeels2]

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

[tittyblaster8000]

pardon

[gaynosha]

yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST

[moskafleur]

Best post I’ve seen this month

[disneyyandmore-blog]

15 Favorite Disney Films (Including: Live Action, Pixar, and other Disney owned films) #03: Beauty and the Beast; ”I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. I want it more than I can tell.”

[a11ab0ut]

[gh0stbear]

#CLEARLY REBLOGGING FOR RDJ’S FACE

If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

[sizvideos]

[fury-oh-sea]

um.

[littlefoxling]

WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.

[bookishandslovenly]

LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER! 

[saber-chan]

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

[chanellecassidy]

this is too accurate 

[lesbe-nerdy]

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

[cassiebones]

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

[sassking-trevor]

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

[skygenders]

The Ladies of Tumblr photoset 

[oh-orthur]

That last one though

[laurenhorror-deactivated2021031]

Reasons why October is the best month:

Cold but dry weather 

Everything is pretty colours

Pumpkin pie

Pumpkin coffee

Everything being made to look spooky

Horror movies on TV all the time

Halloween

Jumper weather

Dressing up as scary things

Hot drinks

Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

[mszombi]

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

[lizardlover998-deactivated20181]

[kaotosaurion-deactivated2016012]

[rowboatanimeking]

THAT IS THE BEST USE OF THAT PICTURE I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME

[desert-lemon]

Local man eats actual food. more at 7.

[agreenhouseinnightvale-blog]

Andie made a vague motion at Ted with her head, leaning against Finn’s wall. “Your boyfriend is very concerned with your eating habits, Had me cook a couple day’s worth of beef and vegetable stew and dragged me over here. Nice place by the way, losta space.” Ted smiled at his boyfriend, apparently thinking himself absolutly genius.

[desert-lemon]

Finn nodded even though he was still mostly confused. He was planning on smiling back at Ted but he couldn’t see to muster up any more than the corners of his mouth going about half a millimeter for about a second. “Moved in recently so…” Shrugging.

[agreenhouseinnightvale-blog]

Andie nodded, "I can eat on the floor, we brought plates and stuff." Ted seemed to have finnally noticed the small dogg and kneeled, a bit weary of the small creature.

[desert-lemon]

Local man eats actual food. more at 7.

[agreenhouseinnightvale-blog]

Andie quickly made her way over, and put the slowcooker-bowl down on the table, along with the box full of plates and silver ware, and the smaller box of assorted drinks ted had picked up from the store. She started rubbing the feeling into her arms while Ted attempted to subtly flex and posture in front of Finn. "As soon as I can feel my arms, you’re boyfriend is getting a beat down Finny."

[desert-lemon]

"Oh um…Okay…um…" The dog stayed at a safe distance from everyone, as did Finn, who was mostly looking from Andie to Ted to the ground. He was unsure what Ted thought he was doing. Whatever it was, it was making the dog unhappy. It circled Ted at the safe distance, yapping ad infinitum. "You brought…Why is there…food?"

[agreenhouseinnightvale-blog]

Andie made a vague motion at Ted with her head, leaning against Finn's wall. "Your boyfriend is very concerned with your eating habits, Had me cook a couple day's worth of beef and vegetable stew and dragged me over here. Nice place by the way, losta space." Ted smiled at his boyfriend, apparently thinking himself absolutly genius.

[robochai]

This was a running gag with my sister during our Disney World trip.

[recklesscreature]

its pretty true 

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

[ubiquitousdreams]

this is so accurate i want to cry

[beanantea]

Opening ovens/dishwashers. 

[lbyrinth-deactivated20210324]

Walking inside after it’s been cold/raining

[shrineart]

DISHWASHERS

[rnoonpie]

the magical smears that happen for NO FUCKING REASON WHERE DO THEY COME FROM

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

Walking outside in the summer where its humid

[criminal-tergiversator-deactiva]

Having to take them off to flop face down on the bed.

[batter-sempai]

The frustration when something or someone hits your face and your glasses go crooked, get knocked off, or get smudged.

[wizard-games-on-monday]

when people touch your glasses, on or off your face, and smudge them. 

[omgkatsudonplease]

My glasses love slipping down my nose so that I look like I have glasses-shaped moustaches. They’re assholes like that.

[iunosteel]

WHEN THEY GET SCRATCHED

[desert-lemon]

Local man eats actual food. more at 7.

[agreenhouseinnightvale-blog]

Ted looked at the opening door and smiled widely. "Andrea has made you food!" He shoved the girl forward, almost upsetting her balance. She scowled at Ted and looked beseechingly at Finn, "Please just point me at your kitchen, I can’t feel my damn arms."

[desert-lemon]

”..Wait um…Wait what…” Finn mumbled as he let the two in anyway, going to pick up his dog to avoid incident only to have it wriggle away from him and run several feet out of his reach.  The house’s interior was incredibly empty, with a couch and a TV, and then the stairs and a single stray box. The kitchen was visible at the far end, indicated with Finn’s pointing. That was empty to except for some dishware, a few pans and the jumbo bag of dog food lying sideways on the floor next to a bowl of water.  "This is um. It. Kitchen and everything."

[agreenhouseinnightvale-blog]

Andie quickly made her way over, and put the slowcooker-bowl down on the table, along with the box full of plates and silver ware, and the smaller box of assorted drinks ted had picked up from the store. She started rubbing the feeling into her arms while Ted attempted to subtly flex and posture in front of Finn. "As soon as I can feel my arms, you're boyfriend is getting a beat down Finny."

[desert-lemon]

Local man eats actual food. more at 7.

[agreenhouseinnightvale-blog]

Andie moved from foot to foot, try to alleviate some of the weight she was holding. “I don’t know why you couldn’t have held some of this, he is your boyfriend sparkles.” Andie had not yet given up on her insistance that her roommate looked like that Coolen?Callan?whatever-vampire-face from some really crappy books she had read in highschool. The newly de-aged Theodulus eyed the cookware, and grocery bags held in the girl’s arms, he shrugged. "You cook, you carry." Andie would have strangled him if she had any feeling remaining in her arms.

[desert-lemon]

Finn’s young, weary face peered out from behind his front door. He felt like he was intruding just a touch by opening the door in the middle of some conversation about Twilight and food. “Um…” He sort of looked between the two and opened the door a bit wider, wondering if they were going to quit arguing and notice him. Ted looked so much more awkward up close than in his selfies.

[agreenhouseinnightvale-blog]

Ted looked at the opening door and smiled widely. "Andrea has made you food!" He shoved the girl forward, almost upsetting her balance. She scowled at Ted and looked beseechingly at Finn, "Please just point me at your kitchen, I can't feel my damn arms."