Shadow Witness

My 15th wish

[agwo48]

I’m an ancestor, in case you were wondering who I am. Someone’s ancestor.

[agwo48]

Blessed are the shitposters, for they shall inherit the web.

[agwo48]

It might look like madness to you but it is what it is.

[agwo48]

Allow yourself to be. Allow yourself to breathe.

[river-shards]

RATING GHOST SHELLS BY HOW MUCH I WANNA EAT 'EM

(I won't be covering all Ghost shells right now because there's just too many of them.)

:readmore:

Basic little guy Ghost: Looks like candy, honestly. Probably a bit bland??? 7/10

Chocolate guy shell: It's chocolate. Why would you not want to eat a big hunk of chocolate? 9/10

Drop pod shell: Like a fine truffle, freshly plucked. Would love to shave them over my pasta. 10/10

Kitty ghost: THAT'S A KITTY!! A SILLY BABY!! You do not eat. You bite. 1/10

Sunshot shell: Buddy looks like cake and I don't really like cake. Maybe if he had a shader that made him look like red velvet?? 5/10

Cabana shell: Looks like it tastes like coconut. I fucking love coconut. You can trick me into drinking alcohol if you douse it in coconut syrup. Ghosts who wear this shell better watch their back. 10000/10

Egg shell: I don't really like eggs... 2/10

Almost mighty: Consider: it would be funny. 8/10

Cool guy shell: Looks like it tastes like pineapple and cream cheese, or piña colada. Wanna know what's in piña colada? COCONUT BABYYY 100/10

Bonus!

Glint: He used to be called Pulled Pork. I'm assuming he tastes like pulled pork. Bro is going in my taco. 9/10, count your days.

[agwo48]

Black, red, and white all over.

I fear this monstrous form. I fear my fangs digging into my flesh.

Most of all, I fear showing it to the world.

The eyes move up my arm, settling on my shoulder.

How ugly. How horrific.

How do I own this monstrous form?

What can I do to love it?

[agwo48]

I feel eyes protruding from my skin, on my back where they can’t be seen but I can feel them.

This self of mine demands to be seen, to emerge, but I fear what I am.

[agwo48]

Calm down man

[midaminijuul]

destiny is really like here is this fun space themed fps! look, you have this little buddy! isn’t he fun! cosmic powers are coming for the last of your species. fashion show! guardians are so silly. you are a dead thing. welcome to the city! we have fun little game modes for holidays! look at this funny mask that looks like this dude you know! all you will ever do is kill. this robot guy likes ramen and pranks! will you corrupt yourself to save those you love? go to the store and buy a funny little dance! we love to dance here!

[agwo48]

Ritual combat for the soul

[agwo48]

I think that is the ultimate aim, paradise. We just use different paths to get there.

[agwo48]

Life is precious

[agwo48]

sometimes you have to stay awake to beat the bad thoughts away. Sometimes you have to burn the midnight oil and work on that thing that's calling to you. Sometimes you have to dance like a fool in the middle of the night you've got to put on an iron shirt...

#nowplaying

[agwo48]

I fear the moment has passed. It hasn't, I'm just too afraid to claim it.

[agwo48]

I don't fully grasp what it is that I am building, I just know that it needs to be built. My sanity depends on it.

[agwo48]

I used to love to dance

[agwo48]

[agwo48]

Eris’ actions are concerning, yet I continue.

I revel in the violence, it distracts.

Slave to a desire. I must break free.