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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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“Cha Cha Slide (Hardino Mix)” with every second beat removed
Lyrics (if you can call them that):
The new ass v'slide two 'Eaturin the ban 'is tie We're gettin' funky
Funky Buddy clap your hand Clap, clap your ha- Clap, clap your ha- Alright, now we do the bae Eh Take a dog One hand Right thumb Left thumb Chachmoo
"Womanizer" with every second beat removed
Lyrics (I guess):
[intro]
Sah Theya falls it You Gotta clutch it Played rhino the exit I know wah, Wah,
Do Gettin' mooster You All the plekutsk Vico ga a claiko sai no wah, wah
Wiser woman you're a wiser ummin oh woman baby You you are, You you are, Wiser wiser wiser ('Nizer)
What if I no touch you, ah, What if I no touch you, ah, (Ooh) You boy wuh (Ooh) You karma (Ooh) But goo it (Ooh) Ya 'nizer
What if I no touch you, ah, What if I no touch you, ah, (Ooh) You slazy (Ooh) I crazy (Ooh) You're not a (ooh) woman
You got the snumitch So you viscan vican I do have many modicleesy hotch Ya star, baby
Lop plus m'stawbus T'da, be a bahand Slay it, honna, bay ar nonna boo, You, bay
Wiser woman you're a wiser ummin oh woman baby You you are, You you are, Wiser wiser wiser ('Nizer)
What if I no touch you, ah, What if I no touch you, ah, (Ooh) You boy wuh (Ooh) You karma (Ooh) But goo it (Ooh) Ya 'nizer
What if I no touch you, ah, What if I no touch you, ah, (Ooh) You slazy (Ooh) I crazy (Ooh) You're not a (ooh) woman
'N if we live different, uh (wiser wiser wiser wiser) We all baby uhyuh but it 'cause we don't give ooh
Wiser woman you're a wiser ummin oh woman baby You you are, You you are, Wiser wiser wiser ('Nizer)
What if I no touch you, ah, What if I no touch you, ah, (Ooh) You boy wuh (Ooh) You karma (Ooh) But goo it (Ooh) Ya 'nizer
What if I no touch you, ah, What if I no touch you, ah, (Ooh) You slazy (Ooh) I crazy (Ooh) You're not a (ooh) woman
What if I no touch you, ah, What if I no touch you, ah, Wiser woman you're a wiser ('nizer) ummin oh woman baby
“Hollaback Girl” with every first beat removed
(the other half can be found on my patreon)
Lyrics (approximately):
On thih Aro stompy fist Fiasho bin rack so it's gotta have back 'Cause they all a ba-irl They all a ba-irl Fiasho bin rack so it's gotta have back 'Cause they all a ba-irl They all a ba-irl
Ooh, smash it, smash it Ooh, smash it, smash it Ooh, smash it, smash it Ooh, smash it, smash it
I who were tight and you dink that WE'RE it Bih you type gettin' eh thought up So meh go like gonna geh gonna tall Bye put cher plan gettin' eh thought up
Fiasho bin rack so it's gotta have back 'Cause they all a ba-irl They all a ba-irl Fiasho bin rack so it's gotta have back 'Cause they all a ba-irl They all a ba-irl
Ooh, smash it, smash it Ooh, smash it, smash it Ooh, smash it, smash it Ooh, smash it, smash it
So ood wimme H is the prose nose BLEACHERS Plus wanna bin everything to be whoop So I gonna y'all gonna mall gonna slooyoo But I'ma land in a mice of dust...
Fiasho bin rack so it's gotta have back 'Cause they all a ba-irl They all a ba-irl Fiasho bin rack so it's gotta have back 'Cause they all a ba-irl They all a ba-irl
Ooh, smash it, smash it Ooh, smash it, smash it Ooh, smash it, smash it Ooh, smash it, smash it
M-E-A this shit's bunih B-N-A-S this shit's bunih B-N-A-N this shit's bunih B-N-A-S this shit's bunih B-N-A eh!
Fiasho bin rack so it's gotta have back 'Cause they all a ba-irl They all a ba-irl Fiasho bin rack so it's gotta have back 'Cause they all a ba-irl They all a ba-irl
Ooh, smash it, smash it Ooh, smash it, smash it Ooh, smash it, smash it Ooh, smash it, smash it
“Dragula” with every first beat removed
Lyrics (sort of):
[vague muttering]
Dead I'm the women, and Slippin' through the Jenga on the
Dead I'm the smotcheh ingus Walleh ooleh tronco ingo
Wig ditches Burn witches Ham backa Magula Big ditches Burn witches Ham backa Magula
Dead I'm the pretty, I'm the Freaky don'tcha know it is you
Dead I'm the reaser, I'm the Ken does the f'guy, ezha
Big ditches Burn witches Ham backa Magula Big ditches Burn witches Ham backa Magula
[wordless howling]
Dead I'm the diggin' through the Smack on the bunny onto
Dead I'm the tondo, oh your Devil on your bike, you hafta
Dig ditches Burn witches Ham backa Magula Big ditches Burn witches Ham backa Magula
[wordless howling]
Big ditches Burn witches Ham backa Magula Big ditches Burn witches Ham backa Magula
Big ditches Burn witches Ham backa Magula
CHILCHUCK TIMS SAYS WORKERS RIGHTS!!
Inspirational words for freelancers, hourly paid workers and salarymen alike
(There will be stickers, watch this space :,,)
Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris
observing biscuits
that ol' plumbeous water redstart sure is plumbeous
Image ID: a little bird that is just round as shit.
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In honor of the @validwarriorcatsnames account i have determined Boos warrior cat name shall be Shadowfright. It could be super badass but it could also mean hes afraid of his own shadow. Guess which it is.
That's adorable.
Image ID: Baseball hat that reads, "The fish, women and I are in a loving polyamorous relationship built on mutual trust and a regularly renewed fishing license"
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the best song ever made? Well, in 1980 a coked-out Italian producer and a vapid New York society girl made a song about being a mindless hole, for a movie about a male prostitute who gets framed for murder. A few years later Disney approached a novelty musician from the late 50s about making modern music sound like it was sung by cartoon chipmunks for an upcoming piece of direct-to-video shovelware. Then in 2015 someone slowed the cartoon chipmunk cover of the male prostitute song down so the vocals sound normal but it's the instruments that sound fucked up
if I'm lyin I'm dyin
losing my fucking mind over this subreddit
a martial artist goes in for routine surgery but every time the surgeon tries to make an incision the anesthetized master flawlessly blocks the blade on pure instinct. eventually they have to wake him up and tell him they’ll numb the body part and put it behind a curtain but he has to be awake to avoid blocking. hilarity ensues as evil martial artists invade on the other side of the curtain and our guy just hangs out because he assumes this is how surgery normally sounds, but then they pull the curtain aside expecting him to be an easy target and find him awake and (metaphorically) kicking. cue interestingly choreographed fight sequence as he defeats all of them with only half of his limbs. starring jackie chan and/or stephen chow
Image ID: Screenshot of a post from the Two Sentence Horror Reddit, which reads,
"Bird 1: Uh oh.
Bird 2: Don't worry, he only has one stone."
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op sorry for my piss on the poor reading comprehension but when u said "trains came from the mines" in that post i thought we just like. found them down there.
Oh yeah nah that's how it happened. In our hubris we dug too deep and found beasts of fire and iron, you know how it is.
