[poetryofmuses]

'shut up' but like flirtatiously.

[dreamresponsibly]

bro shut up i’m trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream

[biloveyou]

Visit Original Link

did you know That’s When (Taylor’s Version) and August are in the same key and bpm? well here’s a quick mashup

[godaime-deactivated20170420]

how to get a hot body: set yourself on fire

[pheberoni]

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

[yoonswife]

me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person

[everythingfox]

Capybara bucket spa

[dateasapphicwho]

Date a sapphic who plays Stardew Valley

[100493503004422]

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

[judeiscariot]

HELLO??

[funkygraveyards-deactivated2023]

@anti-kalvin-club​ DONT LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS

[bogbirch]

ladies if she won’t let you into her burrow she’s NOT the one 

[bnnxp]

Oh hi, just Nicole Haught running across your dashboard with Calamity Jane.

[9buttersxxx]

[r4cs0]

Holy shit lol

[pikaglove]

We stan

[aaaaasneakattack]

That ending fucking blindsided me

[that-twink-over-there]

[sunshinesyrup]

when you finally come out of your room

[damicantcope-deactivated2025101]

i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”

HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT

[damicantcope-deactivated2025101]

this has broken me

[kiiingsnake]

happy penis friday yall

[kiiingsnake]

guess what day it is

[dressingasolinemoved-deactivate]

Happy penis Friday yall!!!!!!!!

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

PENIS FRIDAY!

[bakwaaas]

me: I’m so bored lol

the responsibilities I’ve been ignoring for the past 3 weeks: 👁👄👁

[nope-deactivated20161202]