I'm On Some Dumb Shit

I drink far too much espresso, smoke too much hookah, watch too much Netflix and have a serious online shopping addiction. Fang Banger. JAFP. Instagram: rorie6 Twitter: @AhhRawrUhh

[ashberrrry]

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

[starryeyesxx]

[skinnytuna]

im sorry man i can’t come hang out im actually knee deep in the hoopla right now

[woundthatswallows]

people need to get more into journaling and also masturbation i think those are two of the best things you can do for your well being

[junkfoodcinemas]

Jingle All The Way (1996) dir. Brian Levant

[serdunkthelunk]

actually THIS is my new favorite doesthedogdie comment

[dailyflicks]

HEATHERS (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann

[kinkadinkyy-deactivated20251129]

(insp.)

[princessdaily]

search for a maid of sixteen, with hair of sunshine gold and lips red as the rose.

[adamtotscomix]

I am nothing if not crafty.

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[jackalopeonline]

[catchymemes]

[naamahdarling]

He is WICKED fast, goddamn.

[naamahdarling]

Let yourself fall for this, at least a few times. But if it’s bothering you, like it bothered me, I watched it eight times so you don’t have to.

Cup trick under the cut.

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[memewhore]

[blushers]

october, november, and december (the holy trinity)

[machetelanding]

[nflstreet]

[pointnclick]

she rocked that feller

[thebelchers]