i will forever be chasing that high that tales from the borderlands gave me
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i will forever be chasing that high that tales from the borderlands gave me
Alternate TFTBL ending: Rhys and August become youtubers and open up a channel where they play video games together. that’s it.
Hung out with Timothy for twenty minutes (just before getting an AI chip for the Trashlantis loader) and wrote down every idle line I heard from him. The Ember line is by far the most common. After that they all seem about equally rare
“Definitely forgot to leave a note when I left Ember. . . I mean do they even make cards for that? “Sorry I snuck out in the middle of the night, and took twenty bucks. . .””
“Hey did they ever figure out what was up with that moon? Nah, don’t tell me, I hate spoilers”
“Whatever happened to that Wilhelm guy? There was quite a majesty to him. I hope he died on a glacier”
“Some hair gel! My kingdom for some hair gel!”
“Ya know I wonder if I even still have student loans. Hell, I don’t even know if the planet where I went to college on even still exists. Really hope it doesn’t”
“You wanna know a secret? Never cared for pretzels. Never liked em”
“Least I’m not on Pandora. Now Eden-6, heh heh. that’s a planet. They really know how to. . . treat a visitor. Fond memories”
“You think you like lobster but then it’s all the vending machines will give you for seven years. Right now, honestly? All I smell is melted butter. It never leaves”
“Oooh, I would drop kick a puppy for some brunch right now”
(In a booming voice) “I’m going to have to update my demo reel. Jack’s all I’ve got in there”
“Why couldn’t I have gotten stuck at a beach resort? Junpai-7, heh heh, that’s where it’s at”
Edit: this last one I’ve only heard after the heist montage.
“Tim, I’m Jack, I’m Tim, I’m Jack. Get it together, Jack! I mean Tim I mean. . . goddammit!”
@blueskysovereign @ep22san I am here to deliver
Current mood
a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it
Happy new year :^D!
Happy New Year! Happy New Decade (although some debate otherwise!) I hope this one is better than the last; I pretty much got beaten up by the end. Here's to good health, wealth, and a spark of genius!
Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays :^D!
I'm late but Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you too! :) So sweet.
How's it going, dude? It's been quite a long time since I send any asks. I kinda got bored of borderlands at the end of the summer :^/ Now school takes most of my time and when I get some free time I waste it on doing nothing or doing something non-productive. I hope you're doing alright :^)
School is definitely a source of stress for me at the moment. In a week from now, I'll be moving in to a dorm for the first time, and the whole process of getting into said college has been one hell of a stress trip. As for Borderlands, though, I recently (finally) finished the Moxxi's Heist DLC and am curious to see what other DLCs come about--so personally I've still been keeping up. I hope life has been treating you well!
And btw, technically doing anything ("productive" or not) is still living; I find myself doing nothing in particular sometimes as well, and I just think it's part of life. Motivations sway, creativity ebbs and flows. It's human nature.
How's life going?
Hi! I know you asked quite a while ago... however, I figured it would only be polite to respond seeing as you may have assumed I'd disappeared. Turns out--I've been pretty busy trying to get everything together for college and the stress from that is why for a while I wasn't able to commit to getting online. However-! I may be back very soon if not now, and I hope you can forgive me for the unannounced absence.
girls don’t want boys, girls want a sequel to Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
“You know what, that’s... that’s my bad, that’s on me.”
#OUT OF ALL THE BETRAYALS JACK HAD TO ENDURE THAT CHAIR WAS PROBABLY THE MOST UNEXPECTED
I mean, being a naive piece of shit I kinda just trusted Handsome Jack…… Even though everything I knew about canon said Not To ™
From the mouth of Rhys himself
Promethea✦ Borderlands 3 ✦ Photo Mode
Loader Bot is wonderful and adorable UuU
the real story of tftbl is just rhys adopting as many robots as he can