Hung out with Timothy for twenty minutes (just before getting an AI chip for the Trashlantis loader) and wrote down every idle line I heard from him. The Ember line is by far the most common. After that they all seem about equally rare
“Definitely forgot to leave a note when I left Ember. . . I mean do they even make cards for that? “Sorry I snuck out in the middle of the night, and took twenty bucks. . .””
“Hey did they ever figure out what was up with that moon? Nah, don’t tell me, I hate spoilers”
“Whatever happened to that Wilhelm guy? There was quite a majesty to him. I hope he died on a glacier”
“Some hair gel! My kingdom for some hair gel!”
“Ya know I wonder if I even still have student loans. Hell, I don’t even know if the planet where I went to college on even still exists. Really hope it doesn’t”
“You wanna know a secret? Never cared for pretzels. Never liked em”
“Least I’m not on Pandora. Now Eden-6, heh heh. that’s a planet. They really know how to. . . treat a visitor. Fond memories”
“You think you like lobster but then it’s all the vending machines will give you for seven years. Right now, honestly? All I smell is melted butter. It never leaves”
“Oooh, I would drop kick a puppy for some brunch right now”
(In a booming voice) “I’m going to have to update my demo reel. Jack’s all I’ve got in there”
“Why couldn’t I have gotten stuck at a beach resort? Junpai-7, heh heh, that’s where it’s at”
Edit: this last one I’ve only heard after the heist montage.
“Tim, I’m Jack, I’m Tim, I’m Jack. Get it together, Jack! I mean Tim I mean. . . goddammit!”
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