you are my thick woolen socks

[murdermuffinloki-deactivated202]

Loki: DID YOU JUST PROPOSE FOR ME?

Thor: WELL SOMEONE HAD TO

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[bebx]

[ahighlyconsiousmouse]

will graham: it was nice taking to you, doctor. i’d love to pick your brain sometime again very soon

hannibal lecter: i’d love to pickle your brain too <3

[theinternetisaweboflies]

[alwaysanerdyfangirl-blog]

After Hamilton published the Reynolds pamphlet:

Jefferson:

NEVER GONNA BE PRESIDENT NOW

[chateauofmymind]

hannibal, episode 2.07 “yakimono” / salma deera, letters from medea

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

You are in his dms. His knife is in my stomach. We

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

You are in his dms he is cutting me in the precise way so as to not kill me. It was surgical

[ahighlyconsiousmouse]

we are not the same!!

[hannibalism]

[hannibalism]

My thoughts are often not tasty.

[ahighlyconsiousmouse]

mama plz adopt me

[hannibalism]

[ahighlyconsiousmouse]

the way he’s looking at will tho 😭

[catchymemes]

[lakevida]

at least tumblr hot takes are written by an overwhelming majority of just weird nerds and teens who don’t hang out with other gays... on twitter you can stumble upon any unbelievably bad opinion and discover it was written by an nbc showrunner who married the ceo of a startup that converts rental properties into oil wells. like at least nobody here has money or influence

[ahighlyconsiousmouse]

you had me at “teens who don’t hang out with other gays” i just

[kuutamosonaatti]

[geothebio]

will: *asks simple question*

hannibal: *cryptic five minute long metaphor*

[ahighlyconsiousmouse]

hannibal lector: makes his own food from scratch, loves all things fine, craves attention but is ‘subtle’ about it, looks hot in dark colors, doesn’t know how to talk to his crush, dramatic af

wow he’s the really the perfect combination of cottagecore + e-girl aesthetics <33

[blessyouhawkeye]

[ahighlyconsiousmouse]

the angst, the slowburn, the unresolved sexual tension *puts gun to my head*

[angie-the-hobbit]

Let’s play Hannibal Lecter or a cat?

-Well groomed

-Thinks people are below them

-If anyone, likes only one person and tricks them into liking them back

-Knocks over and breaks teacups for no reason

-Will fight their own kind

-Will eat raw meat like a dainty princess

-Will bite/lick/sniff to show affection/tenderize

-If they’re happy, be suspicious

-Brings parts of dead things back home

-Is probably plotting to kill you