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girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life
And y’all want me to vote for this dude?
another forgotten campaign promise...
She's being weird again
Trying to join a big Discord server when you're not really that familiar with Discord servers somehow manages to combine the social anxiety of trying to make new friends or ordering at a fancy new coffeeshop for the first time with the general chaos and technical barriers to entry of an MMO. I shuffle up to the counter and go "Um, hey, can I get---" only for someone named ☽ 𝓖𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓷 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻 ☾ [👑 Mod] [👺 Dark Wizard] [♣︎ BUNT] [🔮 Pengis Time 2022] • he/him to manifest in a cloud of bisexual coloured animated lightning, turning me instantly to dust and then announcing to the shop at large "Hey guys, please remember to read the #2026-updated-rules-terms-and-conditions and choose your role before you speak, also remember that ordering should go in #ordering-drinks, #ordering-cakes, or #ordering-a-cake-and-a-drink, unless you're 🔉just-using-the-bathroom. Thanks"
Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy
You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.
beautiful strangers named extreme cold warning are texting me to make plans on friday
idgaf man im up having fun with the squirrel
exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight
at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint
she's going to be ok she's just high as fuck
When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk
Death by a thousand $10 purchases
is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me
Us at this beautiful end to 2025
i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him
This season, it's all about family.