here comes the meme machine

24/INFJ/♉/TX Steam - Meme Machine

[someoldjokes]

From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944

[princessparfaiti]

diversity win! this farmer is poly

[polyamorousmood]

from NINETEEN FORTY FOUR

[fairycosmos]

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

[android1000]

And y’all want me to vote for this dude?

[aflo]

another forgotten campaign promise...

[despazito]

She's being weird again

[depsidase]

[bumblebeebats]

Trying to join a big Discord server when you're not really that familiar with Discord servers somehow manages to combine the social anxiety of trying to make new friends or ordering at a fancy new coffeeshop for the first time with the general chaos and technical barriers to entry of an MMO. I shuffle up to the counter and go "Um, hey, can I get---" only for someone named ☽ 𝓖𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓷 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻 ☾ [👑 Mod] [👺 Dark Wizard] [♣︎ BUNT] [🔮 Pengis Time 2022] • he/him to manifest in a cloud of bisexual coloured animated lightning, turning me instantly to dust and then announcing to the shop at large "Hey guys, please remember to read the #2026-updated-rules-terms-and-conditions and choose your role before you speak, also remember that ordering should go in #ordering-drinks, #ordering-cakes, or #ordering-a-cake-and-a-drink, unless you're 🔉just-using-the-bathroom. Thanks"

[ovur]

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

[relelvance]

[ovur]

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

[solreefs]

beautiful strangers named extreme cold warning are texting me to make plans on friday

[westmeath]

idgaf man im up having fun with the squirrel

[throathole]

[lonelyroommp3]

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

[beemovieerotica]

at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint

she's going to be ok she's just high as fuck

[beemovieerotica]

[sermna]

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

[hapalopus]

Death by a thousand $10 purchases

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

[elksewer]

[freakoutgirl]

Us at this beautiful end to 2025

[loveridden1999]

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him