DROP THOSE FUCKING GLOVES

Jeremy / M / 23

[hunterbadbatch]

g-man tribute feat. talking heads

[mr-frej]

idk what im seeing but its good

[henbayne]

[musdomus]

Seems legit.

[gaycism]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

If I gotta ride in a car and have to listen to Hamilton or any other shitty musical songs one more time I’m committing a hate crime

[ryebreadgf]

[kingofeternalfreedom]

interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal

Keanu:

[feminismisahatemovement]

[northern-storms-deactivated2022]

He'a growing his beard back to start the cycle all over again.

[timmisny]

he absolutely could be charlemagne and paul mounet

[words-i-thought-id-never-speak]

That’s all the confirmation we need

[pissvortex]

skyrim mod where the archers all miss the guy who tries to run away from the execution and he escapes

[elmurid]

sometimes that just happens organically bc the AI can actually miss the shot on their own, but him getting shot by the archers is what triggers the next scene where the executions begin, so if he does manage to escape everybody just stands silently

[adorable-fan]

[memewhore]

[polyglotplatypus]

[softkaebedo]

no one:

absolutely no one:

danganronpa characters standing in the halls:

[paulthebukkit]

Art in its purest form

[sppaade]

[chasekip]

if you ever wondered how trainers start their journey when they don’t live nextdoor to a professor….this is it

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

tumblr mobile for android has this dumbass new feature where it suggests photos from ur gallery to be added to posts and will do so with a single click. i accidentally added a pic of my cat to this post but it just makes it seem like shes my starter pokemon

[mr-elementle]

she is

[surprisebitch]

absolutely stellar

[hyperazraphael]

A girl at my school tried to seduce one of our (super straight-laced) math professors. She ACTUALLY sat on his desk and had a super low-cut shirt on and everything and actually leaned over to him and according to eye-witnesses:

Girl: “Oh professor, I’m really struggling but I would do ANYTHING to pass this class.”

The professor leans in until his face is just inches from hers and whispers in the same seductive tone:

“Study”

Before promptly getting up and walking away just leaving her on the desk.

[xubbs]

“Then study”

[porterr-robinson]

[sabrerattler]

[catasters]

[zicygomar]

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

THE GOOP LAB???????

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

MA’AM....WHAT ARE YOU STANDING IN

[seabassapologist]

[macaronkitty]

Just found out it's a vagina candle. Please read these reviews I found, I'm especially fond of the last one:

[typhlonectes]

Congratulations.