Family Duty Oodle

NSFW. I love FFXIV:ARR, JJBA, lizards, and puppies. I own a crested gecko named Mascarpone and she enjoys eating paper towel. Icon by tumblr user salad-snek!

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

He sounds like your neighbor stepping on a pitfall seed off camera

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

we all gripe about this site’s past and present and future because yes it sucks so why has it been literal years since I’ve seen any posts recalling ye olde Post Limit

[olive-stripe]

I’m sorry the What

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

You could only make and reblog like 150 posts within a certain period of time to control traffic or whatever, and when you hit that limit you would be unable to post or reblog anything for sometimes several hours.

There was an ENTIRE external site called postlimit dot com that everyone had bookmarked because you’d search up your url there and it gave you a countdown to when the effects of your banishment would be lifted.

A lot of people would hit Post Limit at similar times so we used to go to like Skype or whatever and chat (because tumblr did not have an on-site messaging system beyond fan mail at the time) while we all waited for tumblr to free us from the little shame lockers they shoved us in.

[animentality]

It still exists. I used to hit it all the time.

Then I learned to shut up, and now I don’t.

[ladytabularasa]

Well everyone, it's been a pleasure.

Twitter is @ladytabularasa. Catch you on the flip side, pals.

[anxietyproblem]

@anxietyproblem

[speedway66]

Too many times.

[lamusebrune]

Body wants sex.. Heart wants love.. Soul NEEDS peace .

[dipped-in-nutellaa-deactivated2]

pockets need money

[derenee]

I’ve never seen a better post

[justjavis]

Stomach needs food😩

[kinnie-email]

The End of Fingers in his Ass Sunday

[sirartwork]

One last Sunday together, old friend.

One shared not for the way things have to be, but for the way things were.  

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

[epicghostdragon]

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

What the FUCK are you talking about

[eclecticblkgirl]

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

What

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods

[frenchynilla]

Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else’s period??¿¿?

[omgimsuchadork]

MOTOR OIL??????

[manicpixieshitpost]

i tried to log out in prep for tomorrow

they’re holding us hostage

[officialunitedstates]

I just got absolutely pulverized

[claycoloredmotherlessness-deact]

Me and also me

[thighschool]

me before and after Dec 17th

[blonde-reverie]

My lizard: *lays flat on me to steal some heat*

Me: thank you 😭😭😭😭 I’m trul😭y hon😭😭red

[b0yhearts-blog]

dating a boy bigger than you: his hoodies will look cute and oversized on you

dating a boy your size: you can share hoodies and they will fit and look nice

dating a boy smaller than you: your hoodies will look cute and oversized on him

conclusion: all boy sizes are cute and good

[sunfissh]

This is the most direct criticism I’ve seen a show make of it’s own fanbase in a long while.

[sanguinesonata]

Y’shtola please tell me who did a worse job of asking you out than fucking Magnai Oronir really I’m dying to know

[coneboyofficial-deactivated2018]

my dad took me to see sharkboy and lavagirl when it came out and it was my first 3D movie and i was so amazed. when i got home i said “dad i wanna draw 3D pictures!” and he laughed in that parent way that means “haha okay you do that kid. you can’t really do that but okay.”

i came back half an hour later with drawings i had traced over slightly offset with red marker, then offset in the other direction with blue and gave him the 3D glasses “daddy look i did it!” “…well. you did. you sure did.” which translates to “how the fuc k”

[husssel]