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haiii :33 i post a LOT more on insta!! im @ahm_uhm there

[ahmuhm]

miss them so bad 😔 i need those 90 mins ASAP

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who up circumcising they love????

[ahmuhm]

a long story

[ourflagmeanslgbtqia]

Even after rewatching the episodes a bazillion times, this line still fucks me up every time.

[ahmuhm]

me voy a matar

[ahmuhm]

they make me ill 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕

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the girlfailure to end all girlfailures

[ahmuhm]

In less than 24 hours I will become the most insufferable person ever

[ahmuhm]

6000 year old situationship be like

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quien para :(

[fiovske]

can I just say. coffee theory is stupid and completely cheapens the choice Aziraphale makes.

Aziraphale continues to say no to Metatron's offer until Metatron uses the real bait: if you take over Heaven, you can reinstate Crowley to his Angelic status. And that is what gets Zira to say yes hook line and sinker — he can take Crowley with him so Crowey doesn't have to be afraid of Hell and Aziraphale can run things Do It Right as the Head of Heaven and no one would say anything to Crowley ever again if Aziraphale was on his side. Zira doesn't know about the trial and the fact that Gabriel was fired for disagreeing w Heaven on the Second Armageddon front. He just thinks Gabriel was fired bc he fell in love w a demon (and Zira's in love w a demon). Zira strongly believes that if he can reinstate Crowley as an angel again then there would be no such objections from Heaven at all, because they would both be on the same side and they can be together and if anything ever goes wrong, both Crowley and he would be protected under Aziraphale's position as the new boss of Heaven. Plus, the way he remembers it, Crowley enjoyed making things creating things and still likes to do good deeds which he gets in trouble for if Hell finds out, but he won't if he's an angel, in Aziraphale's eyes then Crowley would be free to do all the good he liked. And because Aziraphale would be the boss, Crowley would be able to ask questions and work with him and make things better w his inquisitive perspective, something Crowley always wanted to do and Aziraphale wants to give him that also.

He doesn't know the full depth of things that Crowley knows, which is why when Crowley hears Zira's offer, all he hears is that Zira is choosing Heaven, after everything they have done to him, Zira is leaving Crowley FOR Heaven. The way he sees it, Zira wants him to change and be Heaven's definition of "Good" so they can both be in Heaven, conforming to a life Crowley left behind long ago, a life he knows Zira wouldn't be happy in either. Which is the killing blow to Crowley's heart bc Zira would choose THAT instead of coming away with Crowley? Devastating. But he doesn't know that Metatron's offer WAS Crowley's Angelification and hence forth security that got Zira to say yes. Crowley hasn't communicated a lot to Zira but Zira also hasn't communicated a lot to him either and they're both on very different pages w the information they've got and what they feel they need to do to be together and be safe and happy.

Does Zira make the naive choice? Yes. Does he make so in full control of his mind and senses? Also yes. Having his coffee poisoned is an incredibly cheap tactic because as a writer it's a cop out. It robs Aziraphale of not only his agency but also the reasonings behind his choice. It absolves him from the struggles and consequences of his actions and robs him of the growth and realization and epiphany he will have in the third act. It cheapens their inevitable reconciliation.

Metatron didn't hand him the coffee to poison him. He handed it to him so he can use the manipulative familiarity of "oh look i brought ur coffee order, isn't it cool how I know your coffee order isn't it nice how we are close like that?" that was the tactic. to get him to listen. Not some elaborate coffee poison.

[ahmuhm]

awkward…

[kookies2000]

This moment here,

Kitty: I knew I couldn't compete with your one true love.

Puss: WHO?

I just love the way he says that and his expression. As if he's confused and distraught at anyone being his true love other than her. It's just so cute!

[lucdoodle]

Not alone

[ahmuhm]

team friendship!!!

[gachahugs]

let's go get that wish girls

[ralexsol]

it makes me rly happy to watch so many youtube reviews of puss in boots the last wish and literally all of them are “holy fucking shit i didnt expect anything going in but holy FUCK this movie was WAY too good.” like yes you will descend to my level of brainrot for our favorite fearless hero. welcome to my world. ive been obsessed with him for 7 years.

[yaolmao]

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