wild thoughts.

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jasonatwoods:

jason: you, me, and a tub of popcorn?  jason: happy death day is out. 

ronnie: what if i want my own tub of popcorn ronnie: also that movie looks dumb i’d rather die than watch it

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fckncooper:

cooper: just… try not to trash them so much to my face, yeah? cooper: nothing kills me more cooper: well maybe the reason i’m not bitchy when i’m high is because you’re not… cooper: tbh i probably wouldn’t share the cap’n crunch after all the slander anyways cooper: let’s be real i could never be as good as indi

ronnie: idk anything about the mets cooper ronnie: only that the hat is ugly but we’re not even face to face so  ronnie: except i’m not even that bitchy...  ronnie: i mean... it’s gross how can i not slander it ronnie: this is true.. she is the ultimate sugar daddy. get on her level coop 

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dvsousa:

“not to sound like that buzzfeed unsolved guy but what the fuck could the police have found in the carter hall case? the building is long gone, and the students who started the fire are probably graduated by now. it seems like they’re grasping at straws solely to stir some shit up just in time for the halloween carnival. whatever, i’m not a carnival person anyway. what do you think?” 

“i have no idea who the buzzfeed unsolved guy is, so you’re good. who the fuck knows what they found, but it has to be something, right? unless, they’re just really fucking bored, and like you said, want to fuck shit up before the halloween carnival. which, i don’t really care, as long as they don’t cancel it because i made a bet against a dumb lambda that i could ride everything without throwing up and... i’d really love to prove him wrong and win a hundred bucks. but moral of the story is, i have no fucking idea what’s going on.“

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fckncooper:

cooper: theyre the mets ronnie cooper: theyre the only thing i’ll ever love cooper: yeah INCREDIBLY bearable when youre high bc then youre not as bitchy cooper: if i made you pay for milk for my cereal that i know you wont eat that’d be fucked  cooper: i got the uber and the milk and the weed and whatever snacks youre likely gonna want

ronnie: literally can’t relate at all ronnie: nor do i want to ronnie: ok the only reason i’m not bitchy when high is because for once you’re not bitchy so i have no reason to be  ronnie: hey... if i’m high enough i might actually eat that cereal. jk i’m def gonna get another cereal ronnie: WOW and here i thought indi was my only sugar daddy 

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fckncooper:

cooper: leave the mets out of this ronnie cooper: okay done deal cooper: this works better for me bc then i know you cant ditch cooper: none taken  cooper: smoking will make you more bearable too :))))

ronnie: smh i forgot ur extremely sensitive about them ronnie: yeah i know you’d be TOTALLY devastated if i ditched so  ronnie: mhm right idk what you’re talking about because i’m INCREDIBLY bearable so ronnie: hope you’re buying the uber to get there and also the milk because i’m broke as fuck my dude 

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hello friends i had a terrible stomach bug yesterday so i was literally throwing up all day aha love it ... im still not at 100% but im here for a little while before my fam gets here so im gonna try to get to some replies but in the meantime like this for a closer starter OR if u wanna plot something dramatic out OR also if u wanna plot w max my other char :) i’ll be on her some as well but yeah just PSA !! 

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fckncooper:

cooper: well… fuck cooper: i don’t know how it’s taken me this long to realize cooper: i really am dumber than i look  cooper: no, yeah it’s cool cooper: wouldn’t ever turn away a smoke sesh

ronnie: you don’t look THAT dumb  ronnie: at least sometimes when you’re not wearing that mets hat smh  ronnie: also i actually will go to the store w you but we 100% have to smoke before we go ronnie: mainly to make the entire experience actually bareable  ronnie: no offense 

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supdennis:

“pretty sure this shit doesn’t happen to girls, even if you happen to fuck a crazy girl.” blue orbs rolled to the back of his head, unsure of why he replied to her words to begin with, now that they were nothing more than friends once upon a time. “since when do you care?” he shrugs. “i’m good, ronnie.”

“shit’s happened to me. i’ve fucked a crazy girl and i’ve been slapped just like that. couple times, actually.” she didn’t know what it was that compelled her to say something — they hadn’t spoken in so long, but ronnie always possessed difficulty biting her tongue. “damn, chill. it was just a question.” her eyebrows furrow slightly, looking at him. “sure. have fun putting ice on that later.” 

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kivrcs:

kiara never dispensed a drink with anyone. let alone with ronnie, since that one drink with her always led to another, which led to another that led to other things besides drinks. she knew she would have classes the next day, and she also knew that ronnie was already a little high. she wondered how long they’d be there, but it didn’t really matter. ❛ no, i don’t usually turn down drinks. not even hitchcock has that power over me. ❜ smiling, kiara tilted her head slightly to the side, her lower lip pinned between her teeth as she thought. mr. vargas was really a good match, this she couldn’t deny. prince had good looking teachers and she needed to shift her students focus a little. they always say that men with experience knew how to do things. ❛ you’re right, you know, i wouldn’t object to catching mr. vargas, to be honest. ❜ kiara wasn’t to give a second glance to teachers, but ronnie actually opened her eyes. she observed the smirked growing on the brunette’s lips and ended up reflecting the same on her, forgetting easy of the half filled glass on the counter. ❛ dancing seems like a good idea. do you want to lead the way? ❜ she asked, slowly releasing her lip from her teeth, the malicious glow already clear in her eyes by the dim light that lit the bar.

kiara was too captivating for to focus on anyone else in the room, the few drinks in her system already giving her a bit of tunnel vision; at least in this situation. “ thank god he doesn’t. i’d hate to get turned down. especially tonight. ” the girl smirks, taking another sip of her margarita, even though her words were already slightly slurred; eyes scanning over the other’s features. she looked beautiful even in the glow of the neon lights that surrounded the bar; which wasn’t the case for most. this was the point in the night where things would probably start to get a little fuzzy for ronnie the next day, but she didn’t mind. all she could focus on now was the thought of pulling kiara out onto the dance floor, the music drowning out all other thoughts in her head. without even replying, she gets up off her stool, grabbing kiara’s hand and pulling her out to the dance floor. once they were in the perfect spot, she pulled the other girl closer to her, moving along to the beat of the music. 

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lakenlay:

laken: ok ok. laken: i say, you distract indigo with some sort of emergency laken: i sneak it in the backdoor laken: wow, that was actually simpler in theory than i thought. 

ronnie: nice i’ll finally get to use my “hey let’s makeout it’s an emergency” line on her ronnie: you’ll get a solid ten minutes to sneak it in  ronnie: really you could prob just walk in with it and it would be fine but  ronnie: this helps us both accomplish something 

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  * ✩ . homemade dynamite — a ronnie ahmeti playlist.

hotter than hell (dua lipa) // messy (fifth harmony) // bodak yellow (cardi b) // only angel (harry styles) // 7/11 (beyonce) // blow your mind (dua lipa) // love myself (hailee steinfeld) // power (little mix) // feeling myself (nicki minaj ft. beyonce) // deja vu (post malone ft. justin bieber) // novacane (frank ocean) // wild thoughts (dj khaled, rihanna, bryson tiller) // fetish (selena gomez ft. gucci mane) // lights on (H.E.R.) // sex with me (rihanna) // blow (beyonce) // homemade dynamite remix (lorde, khalid, sza, post malone) // the weekend (sza) // for free (dj khalid ft. drake) // he like that (fifth harmony) // (x) or click each song for the link. 

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fckncooper:

cooper: i’d be the first to admit you have a very trustworthy face cooper: which is why i fall for your sneaky shit all the time cooper: wait a minute cooper: is the reason you ever hang out with me… the weed? cooper: it’s all starting to make sense

ronnie: then you should trust me!!  ronnie: my sneaky shit? i don’t know what you’re talking about!  ronnie: cooper the only time we ever hang out is if we’re smoking or if we’re having sex so... i mean... ronnie: i’m glad you’re finally putting it together though  ronnie: hope this doesn’t impact my chances of coming over and smoking one though 

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TEXT: OUTGOING.

RHETT: that's horrible

RHETT: have you ever gone by the name satan, in a previous life?

RONNIE: that's a strong possibility

RONNIE: but c'mon it's not that bad

RONNIE: a girl's gotta wash her clothes

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rumor has it your ultimate kink is to snort cheeto dust off of joe biden's left shoulder

“ uh... you’re actually wrong. my ultimate kink is to snort cheeto dust off joe biden’s left tit. why the fuck would i snort it off his shoulder ? that’s insulting — to me and joe. ” 

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hi veronica, this is the cumberland county sheriff's office calling regarding the carter hall investigation. could you confirm your whereabouts on the night of the carter hall fire, and what you were doing that night?

“ ronnie. call me ronnie. anyway, the night of the fire ? that was so fucking long ago; i can’t even remember what i did last night. but, uh, well i think it was initiation that day, so… i was probably pretty drunk for like… the entirety of the night. i’m pretty sure i went party hopping — i spent some time at a couple off campus parties and i ended up leaving with someone… i actually don’t remember their name, but it was… less than memorable, if you know what i mean. it was over in like… three minutes. but it wasn’t completely disappointing, because i convinced him to order us pizza afterwards, which i then ended up sneaking out with while he wasn’t looking, called an uber, and went back to kappa, where i’m pretty sure i either passed out on the floor or in my tub… i can’t remember which one but i woke up with pizza sauce in my hair, which by the way, made my hair smell for like a fucking week, and like a hundred texts about what happened — so yeah. it was a pretty wild night. “