time to tip the scales

icon @mittelfrank, header @NinNakajima

[mvrphys-art]

the world is quiet here

[snapscube]

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

[frambicallyscrantling]

penis blast nefarious

[gh0stquartz]

diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various

[oceanstarzfalling]

penis blast electrical

[snapscube]

penis blast delectable

[starlightcataclysm]

penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable

[snapscube]

Visit Original Link

sorry

[i-say-ok]

ok.

[covington-shenanigans]

@snapscube why in the FUCK are you sorry for this masterpiece, queen

[moonminho]

Annabeth’s got a plan. Percy’s on it. When it’s time, he’s gonna be ready. I know it.

[i-am-fert]

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[sioltach]

watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

[loth-catgirl]

[hairymoths]

[laurasbailey]

FAVOURITE CAMPAIGN THREE MOMENTS » episode 1

[itsyveinthesky]

HMMMMMMM

[curioscurio]

I'm trying to find a reaction image and I can't remember what it was except that it looked vaguely like this

[phannibal]

op can we kiss

[curioscurio]

i thought you'd never ask

[curioscurio]

[thededfa]

I have two black cats, Sera and Ceridwen. They are sisters and look exactly alike and like to sit next to each other in the exact same position.

Sera is sweet and loves to be petted.

Ceridwen is sweet and loves to pretend your hand is a mouse she wants to disembowel. 

My kids will stand in front of them both and try to guess which is which, even asking the cats, “Which one of you likes to bite?”

Every now and then I’ll hear a, “Wrong one! Wrong one!” followed by my kids running through the house chased by a delighted kitten

[inkdrgn]

this feels like the cat version of the thing where one creature always speaks the truth and the other always lies

[everythingfox]

(via)

[dernisseznirp]

Ich stahl ein meme von Facebook

[thecenozoic]

[neryskiras]

I’ve never felt more connected to someone in my entire life.

LOVE, VICTOR (2020- )

[thingsgetdamaged]

“towarzysz” to tak homoerotyczne słowo. towarzysz w czym, hm? w czym ci towarzyszy? w gejowskim seksie?

[jensreuter-deactivated20221211]

[eisbecherovka]

[jensreuter-deactivated20221211]

[farthestshores]

i’m crying