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My name is Adrian Holman.

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Gina Carano Haiku

You can check out this haiku at the link below. Gina Carano Haiku

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Triple Crown dreams dashed

Do you think that an extra week of rest after the Kentucky Derby would put an end to its winners skipping the Preakness Stakes? Could their be another reason besides rest for the horse? Triple Crown is no longer pursued

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Ode to CB Bucknor

I had to write a poem about CB Bucknor because his calling of balls and strikes has been absolutely been egregious this MLB season. The Automated Ball-Strike (ABS) System has made this season the best season in baseball since MLB implemented the pitch clock. Please click on the link below in order to see the poem. Ode to CB Bucknor

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How do you feel about J. Cole attempting to play professional basketball for the third time?

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A glimpse into how people are feeling while waiting in line at airports throughout the nation.

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Braiding hair could lead to a curse?

Tales of self-seeking

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the nub

I’m still wondering what it is I’m trying to say here.  Like someday I’m expecting one great epiphany and then, no more poems.  All the words will be used up, that gnawing compulsion to just write something will be gone, and all will go back to  the way it was when I was silent and mostly  dead.

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In less than six months

This poem has been turned into a rap by AI. https://www.producer.ai/song/1716e9ee-67ff-452a-9452-964768d5e23e

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His life will be gone quickly like water going through a sieve. He really only has less than six months to live. While he is out here starting war with different lands, He walks around riddled with…

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Through a sieve

His life will be gone quickly like water going through a sieve. He really only has less than six months to live. While he is out here starting war with different lands, He walks around riddled with purple hands. People think he’s on drugs because he cannot walk in a straight line. In front of the camera, everyone is claiming he is fine. Now, medical experts are claiming that his neck rash…

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To Prince Andrew

What in the world did this man do? They just arrested Prince Andrew. Not for messing with underage girls, But for giving UK trade secrets to the rest of the world. He is part of the family that is royal, But to his country, he was never loyal. He was out in the wild with minors like a pig that is feral. He prioritized getting laid over keeping Great Britain out of peril. His ways have…

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Ode to Brian Cole

What was really wrong with Brian Cole? A man who lost control of his soul. If he just accepted the 2020 election, then he would have been calmer Instead of becoming the US Capitol bomber. The reasoning behind his faulty thinking is due to him being autistic, Which shows that mentally challenged people lean towards Republican ideals is an actual statistic. The way the video showed you…

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Ode to Charlie Kirk

He went around the country talking to students at college Debating teenagers because they are not fully developed in political knowledge. Preying on kids for social media clickbait Until an assassin’s bullet turned out to be his fate. He was known for being so vociferous, But he is now not moving like a coniferous. He also used racial stereotypes to prove that he was right. They weren’t…

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'We Ain't Buying It!' Theme Song

The ‘We Ain’t Buying It!’ boycott will take place from Black Friday to Cyber Monday.

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Is it really booming?

Xfinity keeps advertising that the wifi is booming. If that’s the case, then why does the internet go down when you’re zooming? The claim is that the wifi is booming, But a blue screen with a frown is what is looming. The wifi on Xfinity is turning into a menace Because their internet is now blocking people from time to time from watching tennis.

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Ode to Sean Charles Dunn

Oh no! What have you done, Sean Charles Dunn? The way that you used your 15 minutes of fame Ended up going viral, but it was still sort of lame. You became famous for throwing a sandwich. If you really wanted for the feds to get messy, you should have threw a sloppy joe from Manwich. Then, after he threw the sandwich, he turned around to run Was that your initial plan, Sean Charles…

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Ode to former Astronomer CEO Andy Byron

He went to go see a concert in Foxborough, But he was not very thorough. Now, he has been smarting Because his affair was found out by Chris Martin. This incident must be so gay Because who still goes to see Coldplay? The answer is former Astronomer CEO Andy Byron. With his wife at home, he was trying to be a player like Tom Byron. His affair has now turned into a huge publicity…