The Horny Pelicans

Just our happy place. We are a mature mid 50's (215) PA. couple rediscovering our sex lives. look us up on “ Lovevoodoo .com ID mp6611” Also on “xhamster” same ID https://ahornball.tumblr.com/archive

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[teaseswinger]

Reblog of my Halloween submission to Heels4Days for Pumps Tuesday last year! 👻

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[teaseswinger]

I played trophy wife over the weekend 🏆 I think I did pretty good 😉😁🤗

[sexymaturelady]

Watering my flowers as the neighbor leaves for church……

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[nevver]

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

Ladies I have another question for you....

What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?

[thelifeofbunches-deactivated201]

Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches

[goddessevrth-deactivated2023072]

Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time

[packtheammo-deactivated20170223]

Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…

[thetennesseehoneyy]

Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.

[melanin-enhanced-deactivated202]

What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy

[tiffanyaliyah]

Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.

[alexundefined]

Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.

[torreyashanti]

Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds

[uninhibitedsoul]

I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.

[the-haitian-queen-deactivated20]

Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind

[jeniphyer]

slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes. 

thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute 

slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal

that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something 

I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit 

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Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.

1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.

2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.

3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.

4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.

5. LONG stokes with the tongue.

6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.

7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.

8. If you can reach, grab a titty.

9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs

10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!

[neverxxenough]

Oh damn 😳😳💕💕

[dubblah]

Why aren’t things compiled and published like this more often??

And more importantly, why aren’t we being told this stuff while down there? Esp those of us who love doing it and doing it right….. feedback, ladies, when we’re there. Please?

[xxxsexxx]

[moritzstiefeldoesntdosadness]

I don’t often post shit like this but all of this is important. Guys, you want the goods? Learn to earn it. And please enjoy yourself. If you do it right you’ll enjoy the sheer fact that SHE’S enjoying it.

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Taking notes for when I feel like putting some natural facial hair growth serum on my face.

[whenyougetrightdowntoit-deactiv]

Reblogging for awareness…

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[lookatthisnerdybroad]

Don’t be rubbin on the clit like you trying to shine a shoe, it’s very sensitive. To that end, no dry cat-tounges. Slob it down.

[slobbaby-deactivated20170425]

If you think blowing on it or in it or anywhere near the pussy does anything for anyone, punch yourself in the face right now

[milfncookiiez]

Great facts and mad humorous. Shoot I love what I do and always have a drenched beard. And little to drink but always good to learn new tricks if there where some.

[xxxsexxx]

BEST!!!

[juliehen]

Well done ladies! 👏👏 yes work that clit. 💋👠

[kinukukiko-deactivated20160716]

Definitely suck on my clit. And start gently, you are neither a cat to flip it nor you are in the rush to catch the bus. And once you find out what I like, stop fucking changing the technique!!. Stick to the one that works, we can experiment some other time!!.

[bodiesnminds]

Wonderful, Ladies! Be explicit, we want to make you happy, tell us how! :-)

[southern-gin-deactivated2020111]

🙌🏻 this is gold!!! Solid gold!!!

[aloneafterdark-deactivated20180]

Sharing this because everyone should know!

[mfsprincess]

@sosaysdeb basically summed up everything I like lol

[moofcakes]

@liteastwood hi baby.

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PSA.

[yesatlbrownsugar]

this is great

[missbondsb-blog]

Tell me about this post. The husband always does the little suck clit and nibble and I am off. The moon. I just taught him how to rub the clit. He was awful before. He would just flick and rub the outer lips so fast it would feel like it would burn ugh. There is light at the end of the tunnel ladies. And guys, please moan or say something good while your doing it!!! I wanna know that you want the kitty and you want it good.

[auoric]

I couldn’t agree more!

[hillbillyfkr]

And lick my ass and everything else previous

[healthysexymarriage]

Pubic Service Announcement

[elizamaemaechka-deactivated2018]

I love this pussy eating blog. Why? These men are reducing the “orgasm gap”. ‘According to a large-scale survey of American adults, women have about one orgasm for every three a man enjoys. We call this the “orgasm gap”(UW Madison Sexuality Study)’. I’ve recently been into relaxation series “master class”. The big question I need to ask before I get into anything at all is: “What do I get from this?”

One is Orgasms! Big ones. I’m very relaxed when I have lots of orgasms. I am multi-orgasmic. I’m convulsive; lose complete and total body control in a real hard orgasm. I may not have any memory or recall, but; I know when I’m going into one and it lasts for quite a long time. Been that way all my life. Soaking wet wanting it. It hasn’t changed with age. I am hornier now.

IF I don’t orgasm; say he is a quick Cumer or I have to fake due to his lack of experience? I’m very uptight, very nervous, I will fucking whine and cry like a child. You don’t want to know me. It is best not knowing me sexually unless you make sure I get off good.

Regarding Rough Sex or Abuse like yanking me, pulling me around like a rag doll, fingering me ‘til I bleed (tender, juicy pussy bleeds easily), slapping, all that shit? Oh fuck No. A clit Shrinker for me. Some maybe into. Best ask her. A good indication that she’s into it if she stays hot while you ask her? Actual faking, no, that doesn’t count. If she goes “cold” and starts getting those goose bumps or shivery feelings when you ask her about Kink? She’s not into that fucking kind of shit. I either.

How can I Orgasm? Good pussy eating (Get my tiny little clit to enlarge 1st. Then suck that clit like a tiny little Cock or flick it with your erect tongue). Good finger fucking? (I like standing up holding onto to something while you finger fuck me with your smooth baby soft hands or a latex glove so you don’t rip me as I am tender and discreetly in public? After you fuck me from bent over then, Finger me? I fucking will collapse. You better catch me.) Good Pussy Masturbation (use my juices and work that clit. Don’t kill it.) Good nipple sucking. Good ass fucking, experienced only. Good massage or Touching my skin all over. And finally Good Vaginal fucking (if you lightly pound me and make a connection to my ass cheeks and tiny clit. You need to touch my body versus just insert dick and massage dick with my juicy muscular pussy. Vaginal fucking only works for me if my tiny clit is enlarged. Best do a massage on my tiny clit 1st or fuck me a long, long time. Like for hours).

[elizamaemaechka-deactivated2018]

Pussy Care Education.

[xxxsexxx]

[sexygirlwholifts-deactivated202]

Hey there, sweet, sexy girl!!! Happy booty squat Wednesday to you, beautiful, & thanks so much for all the love you show to so many of us tumblr ladies on a regular basis 💋!!! You truly are beautiful, inside, & out, & your sweetness never goes unnoticed 🌸

Love, Mrs Smyth 💋, http//:justwe2okla.tumblr.com

I adore this woman soooo much… happy SBW @justwe2okla 😘 what a strong, brave, amazing woman.. gorgeous curves and such a remarkable person. 😍😍😍.. as always my sexy friend your booty is 👌.. thank you for all those sweet words ❤️❤️❤️.. it melts my heart … have a wonderful hump day

[ahornball]

A real Gem. Fantastic blog!

[jackandallison2-deactivated2019]

I took these pics for my hubby in our new chair. There was too many to share. Hope you enjoy these. 💋Happy Sharing is Caring from some of your biggest fans and followers. http://taken-for-me.tumblr.com

That color looks amazing on you! And we love the sexy skirt photos and that almost kiss 💋 at the end😘 Love this couple!

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Happy lingerie Monday beautiful sexy sassy 💋… thank you for always being such a beautiful & gracious host 💋🌹🌸🌷🌺🌹💋!!! Looking beautiful as always ladies 😍💕!!!

Love, Mrs Smyth 💋, @justwe2okla

Oh my gosh you are so gorgeous @justwe2okla. Hope you have a marvelous day lovely lady. Thank you so much for sharing your pics for Lingerie Monday. All pics are archived at https://lingerie-Monday.tumblr.com

[justwe2okla-deactivated20190107]

Thank you for always being such a beautiful & inspiring person my gorgeous friend 💋

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[lillybgoddess]

I know if youre like me, you cant seem to remember all of the theme days. And I know that these days are so important for up and coming bloggers that want a bit of notoriety. I relied heavily on theme days when I started, in order to be noticed. This is part of the reason why I started my own theme: Babes N Bling Thursday! So I have created an updated list of active theme days for you all to use at your discretion. If I miss any, let me know in the comments below, and I will update the list and post the date so you know when its accurate. Todays date: September 13,2017

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Monday:

Lingerie Monday @sassysexymilf Jean Porn Monday @luvtoplaydirty Words Brought To Life @just2haveatasteofu Man Hands Monday @milflatina Man Handled Monday @kinkyinour40s Mouth Monday @monchichitamberine Morning Cup @missvaliant Military Monday @missvalkyrie1 BoobBoost Monday @nerdybustybabe Beautiful Mom Monday @mehorneydaddy Music Monday @nubin2002 Man Candy Monday @ucancallmeshades

Tuesday:

Topless Tuesday @shymilfmarie Touch of Color @robeatsbooeybox Titty Tuesday @bigtitmilflover Tie Porn Tuesday @aurorasangels Tips/Tits Out Tuesday @luvtoplaydirty Tattuesday @omgdirtydd Toes on Tuesday @toeslave361 TOT @guilty-pleasures-desires BewbsDay @mrmrssecret

Wednesday:

Panty Wednesday @smexymacmilf4 Black & White @mischievouschivette White Wednesday(every 2weeks) @southerngent67 Squat Booty Wednesday @sexygirlwholifts Super Hero @missvaliant Humpday @mrmrssecret Hump Day Wednesday @sexyclassydirtygirl Work Fun @superblymysticalrunaway Stylized Wednesday @justasexywifey Underboob Wednesday @jdriley82 HotWife Wednesday @powercouple-pnw Workout Wednesday @htiaf687  Lovely Lady Lumps @hawtwifeforme MensWear Wednesday @kingbee4queen Wet N Wild @redheaded-horny-wife Wet Tshirt @shy-cowboy Hump Day @pleasinghernow

Thursday:

Babes N Bling @lillybgoddess Tshirt ,Sweatshirt/Hoodie Thursday @rippedjeanseyesofgreen Towel Porn Thursday @luvtoplaydirty Thong/Thigh High Thursday @mrmrssecret Hand Bra Thursday @lovesthecurvygirls

Friday:

Braless Friday @shymilfmarie Lips & Tits Friday @justmyboobs Red Hot Friday @a-cunning-linguist-13 Fishnet Friday @mrbuckeyebeastman Fine Ass Friday @hotblondemilfjea Fully Dressed Friday @youngone20 R.E.D. Friday @2curious2kno Babes N Beer Friday @germasian-couple Forearm Friday @htiaf687 Flash em Friday @vandalsginger Freckles Friday @brodydangeldorpher Smiles Friday @vinnyvienna From The Floor Friday @nubin2002 Bum Fun @jessygirlxx Sexy Feet Friday @ucancallmeshades Dad Bod Friday @miss-mischief-00 Beards N Booty Friday @laurawho76 Foot Fetish @opentolife37

Saturday:

Share Your Sexy Saturday @mrmrssecret Sideboob/Underboob Saturday @justasexywifey Bookish Saturday @milflatina Spoturday @ottydots SSMILF Saturday @sacohen Sheer Saturday @superblymysticalrunaway Sexy/Sun Worship @memoirsfromthehottub See Thru Saturday @splani Ass Saturday @perfectsluttywife Couples Saturday @mmlewis6609 Nerdy Saturday @han–and–leia

Sunday:

Sexy Outdoor Sunday @robeatsbooeybox Cleavage Sunday @curiouswinekitten2 Sunday Swap(Theme varies) @lolo1814 Sharing is Caring @jackandallison2 Mom Bod Sunday @carnal-erotic-desires Coffee & Boobs Sunday @coffee-and-boobs48 Sports Theme Sunday @mikeandanmarie Sexy Smiles @centexcpl38 Goddess Sunday @titsgoddess

Multi-day Submissions and Themes:

Heels 4 Days @salntandslnner submissions welcome @mrmrssecret submissions welcome @lnacouple Expose your Titties daily @exposeyourtitties Daily Themes @assnation85 Mon,Wed,Fri Submissions @hunkykindofguy

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Ok this list has been updated, and accurate as of today September 13, 2017

[flirtynola]

TGIF

[ahornball]

Love that face!

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