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Asking my boyfriend to identify Nancy Drew Characters

‘His name is Chad Worthington, he’s too privileged and he’s been in jail too many times for petty theft so now his dad won’t buy him a helicopter, he’s a villain’

‘OHHHH MAN, that’s-oh it says Big Mike right there, I’ll call him Big Kahuna. He owns a helicopter touring business in Hawaii, no way is Big Kahuna a villain, he’s too nice’

‘Oh my God, he’s definitely a villain, look at that 30 mile stare’

‘Thats Chad’s dad! His name is...Brad, Brad Worthington, he’s a drug runner-

‘WHAT’

‘He’s a drug runner and he likes to spend his time in a, in a, where is he? A barbershop, he’s a villian’

‘Her name is Lois-

‘That’s a man’

‘No.’

‘Oh man, he’s got to have a German name...Heinz, Heinz...........Guten Tag, he’s an innkeeper or maybe an airbnb owner, he’s definitely not a villian, look at his face’

‘She’s a GILF librarian and definitely a villian’

‘Why?’

‘Just look at her’

‘Oh man, his name is Louis, he’s a retired teacher, he’s recovering from his meth addiction that started in his 20’s, I mean look at him, he styles his own hair based on YouTube tutorials he watches’

‘OHHHHH THIS LITTLE SHIT, he’s Heinz’s son, Karl Guten Tag, he’s a little spoiled brat and he’s definitely the villian. I want to slap that little shit Karl’

‘That’s fucking Harry Potter’

hotchkiss-and-tell

I didn’t want Helena to be the bad guy. She was the nicest one at the Ca and seemed very worldly in her travel tidbits. She also never tried to kill Nancy (assuming the flooding room is a booby trap) nor horribly inconvenience her - just a little petty theft of the necklace. BUT she was a great culprit. A woman doing her job as a journalist and said to herself “this court case I’m covering about a crime boss is cool. If I was in charge of a crime ring, I’d do an amazing job. I think I will actually, but with art theft - a chic victimless crime.” Apart from traveling with a framed picture of herself, I can really respect this character.

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One of my favourite parts of MID was when I tried to go towards Hathorne House too early as the Hardy’s and Frank told me that trespassing was wrong and then we went and broke into the museum gift shop.

nerd-nickerson

Also? Judge Danforth should be disbarred

juliusmcquadescoat-deactivated2

the first day of 2020 and i wake up thinking about how MID would have been such a good game on the old engine, and how i would kill for a game in south america on the old engine, and how i think herinteractive really had a unique thing going with the point and click environments they built which they could have coasted on for a long time into the future still, and i feel they’re going to regret jumping into this half-assed unity mess where they didn’t even really contribute to or create the game anyway!

nancythedrew

nancydrew-cluecrew

WHAT’S THE QUESTION!?!?!

nancythedrew

Ok looking on the HeR message board it looks like it’s regarding how many windows are on the face of the castle? I’m not sure if it’s actually unknowable or if it’s just stupidly labor intensive because you have to figure out which side is the face of the castle and then count them by hand floor-by-floor

kaitlinmcb

Y’all I don’t know what I was expecting but that was worse

thebeastofblackmoor

bennettxgemini

the fucking downgrade 😭

starryberry

Didn't know ps2 games were still being made.

topeka-commission-for-the-arts

Pros of RAN:

Pretty beach

Cons of RAN

EVERYTHING ELSE

4okra

if you can get ur bf/gf/so to play nancy drew games with you and not make fun of it the whole time, that’s how you know they’re good 4 you

nancyclew

not a final render

professorhotchkissesta

Not to diminish Nancy’s mystery solving skills or whatever, but wouldn’t the scarlet hand have like, 5 really great finger prints on it. Like.... Nancy the culprit did the work for you already. Come on we don’t even need a fancy lab analysis here.