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23| hi i’m court & if you’re on this page, you’re basically peering into my heart & soul.

[hideunderthe-bed]

It's the last month of 2019 so I'm gonna say it: what the fuck was that

[ahumblescape]

who else is going to bed at 6:20pm because their depression is at an all time HIGH.

[jazminesullivan]

KERMIT THE FROG The Muppets Take Manhattan, 1984

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[bernardberniebern]

What was it he did? I cant miss an opportunity to drag Ross

[fifiandbogart]

So! First! He made out with Rachel while he was still dating Julie

THEN, he couldn’t decide which one he wanted to date more, so he kept dating Julie and didn’t tell Rachel anything about his decision after they had kissed

THEN he made a pros and cons list to decide whether or not to dump Julie so he could date Rachel and he wrote shit like: Too ditzy, too spoiled, too into her looks, not much in common since she’s just a waitress, and she has fat ankles

THEN, after he finally decided to dump Julie and be with Rachel, he tried to hide the list from her but she found it anyway and got rightfully pissed off

THEN he tried to make all sorts of excuses for the list without actually apologizing

THEN he ignored Rachel’s choice to be alone by CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF THEIR BUILDING INTO THEIR FUCKING BALCONY to try and force her to listen to him read her “Pro-list”

THEN he gets his other friends to let him into the house after Rachel makes it clear that she doesn’t want to see him by going into her room

THEN Rachel tries to explain to him why she’s so hurt by the list by telling him that all the things he wrote on the list were things she actually hates about herself and it sucks he not only agrees with her but actually uses those things as reasons not to be with her

THEN he CONTINUES to try and make excuses for himself and even try to make her feel bad about being mad at him by turning the situation around by saying “If things were the other way around, there’s nothing you could write about me that would make me not want to be with you”

THEN, after Rachel makes it clear that she’s not interested in talking to him, he calls Monica and asks her to turn on the radio since he made a song request for her so he’s basically forcing Rachel to listen to him

SO IN CONCLUSION: He didn’t apologize ONE TIME for the list, he tried to manipulate Rachel into forgiving him by saying she’s overreacting, AND proceeded to ignore Rachel’s wishes for a little bit of space continuously

This has been an anti-Ross psa

[theeeprotagonist]

Ross is actually the worst character on the whole show I’m pro Joey all da way

[oblivi-ace97]

So whenever I decide to re-watch friends I keep a list going of all the reasons why Ross is a horrible person. I posted season 1′s list a while ago it ended up being like 4 pages long. 

[anunivitedghost]

Can I just say I felt like I read what that radio host was told by Rachel

[slybluemoon]

Another reason Joey’s better than Ross is that when he also had to think of con’s for Rachel all he could say was: “She made me switch to light mayo. That’s it! That’s all I got! And, you know what? It tastes the same and my pants fit better!”

[approvers]

[knowing]

[heph-zi-bah-deactivated20170130]

[danger]

[sweetestsecrets]

“Do you still perform autopsies on conversations you had lives ago?”

— Donte Collins, "Thirteen Ways of Looking at Thirteen” (after Patricia Smith)“ (via buttonpoetry)

[werenotreallystrangers]

[vviirgo]

in the mood to get tattooed

[kittens-jpeg-blog]

[withamarker]

[erossovogasvijeta]

family member: what are you doing with your life?

me: it’s a surprise

[kleineperlexo]

Me:

My body dysmorphia: you look like this

[dankmemeuniversity]

[danger]