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Out of all the pokemon that are “just an animal,” Toucannon is the most “just an animal.” Even Tauros has the tails and gems. Even seel and dewgong have horns and style. This Fruity Loops-peddling motherfucker is exactly a toucan, failing to live up to the ballistic promise of its awesome name.

ajani

hey now this particular toucan is pissed the fuck off

mylifetherant

You forgot the part where those stripes on his beak change color to indicate their heat level. Because this angrytoucan can SUPERHEAT HIS BEAK AND STAB YOU WITH IT. HE IS A 10,000 DEGREE KNIFE FUELED BY PURE RAGE.

onion-souls

Oh, did I forget that? Did I forget that it can change its beak and heat up? Wow, that’s a really interesting and unique point, thank you for your insight

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alienmeg-blog

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

liache

i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes

that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake

yiffmaster

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight