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ammnontet

oyster

sageandbonbon

lemondrop2

Nigel and Marmalade playing a game of go fish while enjoying some fondant fancies

uzibazooka

yall know nigel and marmalade?

xanaxfarts

4000cc breast implants :)

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

metatextuality

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

beatrice-of-the-stars

This shit reads like a tumblr post

vermilionstarlight

the beach that. makes you dead

tastylemonbread

ironglorfindel

I think one of the things I really enjoy about Deep Rock Galactic is the ingrained ideal of No Dwarf Left Behind. It's kind of genius. Only one dwarf needs to extract to beat the mission, and there's a Survival bonus for each dwarf who does. A measly 150 credits per dwarf. Its effect, however, is that it's low enough to not matter to lose, but it still exists, so the players want it.

Which results in some of the best moments this game can offer, throwing yourself headlong back into danger in order to save a teammate that's fallen behind. It creates a nigh universal community experience of getting downed, only for some dripped out dwarf badass to come in, lift you back on your feet, and cover you as you sprint to extract just in the nick of time. And as you get better at the game, you'll drop into a lobby of greenbeards, and you'll notice that during extract, someone's fallen behind. They're down, and there's no time to lose.

It's your turn now.

No Dwarf Left Behind.

hometoursandotherstuff

https://a-z-animals.com/articles/the-purple-toad-that-doesnt-even-look-real/

frankiedfkun

Samus putting her new powers to good use

varchaiiart

relistening to the audiobook and got inspired!

queenbruv

one thing from project hail mary the book that i really wish theyd made clear in the movie is that when grace makes the decision to save rocky instead of go back to earth, he is prepared to die. like i understand why the movie had to cut a lot from the book for pacing and it wasnt exactly necessary to include the whole sub-subplot where rocky and grace figure out that there is nothing on erid that is safe for humans to consume, but it would have been worth a passing mention at some point, because grace goes back for rocky knowing that even if rocky takes him to erid, he will still die there, because there is nothing he can eat. the only reason he survives is by eating taumoeba, which is a solution rocky comes up with only after grace saves him and admits to him that he came to his rescue fully prepared to die.

the movie really breezes past rocky's rescue and the time skip, and it never explains why choosing to save rocky is so monumental in the first place: it answers the central question grace is grappling with for the whole movie. "who would i die for?" he doesn't just go back for rocky because it's the right thing to do. he sacrifices himself to save rocky. he is ready to die if it means rocky will live.

manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

smadsel

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

smadsel

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

manuciruja

hey staff what the fuck

villainessbian

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

shrodingers-catgirl

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

moghedien

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

moghedien

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

horsefriend

putnamspuppeteer

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.