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âAre you inviting your father?â
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@aiden-brady
gracewalsh:
âSo, do you think itâs too on the nose to spend Fatherâs Day at a strip club?âÂ
âAre you inviting your father?â
duncankeller:
âWell shit, thatâs another Eastern Bluebird that has escaped my line of sight,â Duncan remarked absently, rolling his eyes. âI had better luck bird watching in Chappaqua.âÂ
âEastern Bluebird? I have never seen one in years. Iâve seen more ring-necked pheasants in the area, so that might be better for you. Sorry. Couldnât help to eavesdrop.â
dani-hayes:
âI donât know, but it doesnât seem any more weird than some guy being like âoh, I wonder what that calf is drinking. Let me go squeeze some cow nipples and find out.â I mean, right?â she asked. âLike, how people react if a cow went up to a new mom and started drinking out of her boob? Probably not well.â
âI mean, thatâs pretty weird, but he didnât die, so it was not like... some sort of weird suicide, but now that you mention it, thank you for letting me know Iâm not the only one who lies awake at night thinking of that exact same thing. I mean... to each their own kink and all that, but like.. really, how do these things happen even?â
warrenkenna:
              âWho the fuck knew youâd be so freaking picky? God.â Rolling her eyes, she didnât really get offended, knowing she had failed terribly while playing around with all the alcohol around her. âDo you want me to make you something else? Iâll follow every step this time, you have my word.â
âItâs not that Iâm picky but that Iâm trying to survive and live a long happy life, okay? Iâm only twenty-six,â Aiden defended himself as he returned the glass back to the table. âIâm not sureâ where are you even taking these recipes from? Is it even reliable?â
gabedecker:
He only rolled his eyes at his response, then took another sip from his own glass, wincing at the burn in his throat, but heâd taken much worse. âItâs gonna be fine. Get that stick out of your ass and relax a little, will you?â
âIâd take a stick up my butt over another one of those drinksâ Just... just forget I just said that, alright?â
katyakennedy:
âThatâs totally unfair, you didnât even give me the benefit of the doubt! I could still love you for other things. Like⊠youâre tall,â she pointed out with some indifference to how valid her point was, though it was all part of the humor. âIncorrect. Watch thisââ She straightened her back, cleared her throat, and held her head up. ââOh, look at me, Iâm Aiden Brady. Iâm tall, dark, and handsome and as if thatâs not the complete package enough, I also like cars. Also, Iâm gonna eat my words when Katya ends up winning all the awards,â she said, deepening her voice to the lowest it could go before leaning back. âSpot on, eh?â
Aiden tilted his head in thought, then gave a couple nods. âOkay, youâre right. Iâm tall, good point,â he said, grinning playfully and proud. He quirked an eyebrow at her impression, yet after a few seconds, he kept his unamused face as he crossed his arms over his chest. âNot bad, not bad. But not good enough, sorry. You gotta find something else to do in your life if you donât want to starve,â he joked. âSpeaking of starving, Iâm starving.â
issy-canham:
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Issyâs day had gone from bad to worse when she stepped off the subway back into Lanford. The day had started with an ignorance from her boyfriend - better only because they were no longer arguing, simply civil and careful not to say anything to set off the other. The museum had faced a hoard of kids, three of whom during her tour, had decided it was funny to spray Issy with their energy drinks, entirely ruining her outfit. Though visible, sheâd nothing to change to and so had to stick with putting on her trench coat to wander through Lanford.
As she passed through Westbrook, she smiled up at the weather and glanced around her. It wasnât as bad as she originally thought it might be, and had come to love it quite a lot. âYouâre fucking kidding me.â She was about to cross the road when she saw a familiar face a little down the pathway. âYou know, Mr Brady..â she began as she got closer to him. âItâs pretty much a crime not to mention when youâre back to one of your favourite people.â She teased, smiling as she glanced up to his grown, but all-too familiar features.
Word had been insane that full day. With his father away and across the pond, he had left Aiden to take care of the big stuff while he was gone under the excuse that it would be a great training for when in a couple years, he took over the whole thing. Aiden hadnât found a way to tell him he didnât want to do it. He had gone through three meetings where he barely understood a word anyone was saying, and not even a goddamn fidget spinner could make him focus for the life of him (yes, Aiden had given up and with the hope that it would actually help his ADHD had gotten one of those things: pretty entertaining, though absolutely useless for him). Luckily, he had been able to cancel the last two meetings of the day and escaped work, so here he was, just after sunset, with an empty stomach and wearing a suit in the almost Summer weather that was starting to reach New York. He lit up a cigarette, the one and only thing that would stop his fidgeting for a few minutes and took the long way to his car. Still pretty much into his pessimistic thoughts of the evening, he barely even noticed the blonde girl walking towards him until she mentioned his last name and forced him to take a second look. It took him a couple seconds before he recognized the girlâs face, not that heâd forgotten her but he was so distracted it took a little more of him than usual. âIssy, oh my God!â Aiden grinned from ear to ear. âI- I have no excuse. I mean, I never thought youâd be in town still. As in... the city, I mean, let aloneâ What are you doing in Lanford, even?â
katyakennedy:
âWhat, you donât wanna marry me? After everything weâve been through?â she said, feigning an offended expression. âAnd here I thought we were in love.â She shook her head, clicking her tongue against the roof of her mouth. âAlso, Iâd make a pretty damn great impression of Aiden Brady, excuse you. You forget that I have some experience acting. I could fool them into thinking Iâm you with the power of makeup. They wonât even notice Iâm a foot shorter.â
âSorry, honey. I donât want to hurt you, and we both know your love for me is just your love for my Tesla car. Itâs okay, I wonât blame you, but itâs always good to accept the truth,â Aiden responded, shamelessly following the joke for a little longer. He smacked his lips in disbelief. âYeah, right, Miss Academy Award â I doubt you could be as cool as me. The only person who Iâd trust and would accurately play me, would be nobody else but Leo DiCaprio. Maybe Matt Damon. Until then, keep dreaming.â
dani-hayes:
âNo, itâs just like a fancy blackberry-looking thing thatâs used in food. Theyâre really good. I mean, technically they are toxicâŠâ She paused for dramatic effect before laughing. âBut only if you eat them raw, and this has elderberry syrup, which has been cooked. If you die, itâs not the berriesâ faultâ
Aiden frowned, his eyes stuck on his drink that now was starting to look a little more appealing, though equally strong as before. âHumans are so stupid,â he mused out loud, âI mean, who in the world stands there, behind a bar or something and pours this toxic thing into a glass and is like âhmm, I hope I donât dieâ and then they died and the second person was like âokay, letâs cook it and see if it worksâ âLike... how do these discoveries happen?â
edcnbaskin:
âIs that right?â Eden said with a laugh as she eyed the bartender and motioned to bring one for her as well. âAll we want is to please our guests, of course. Though I wouldnât start telling all my friends about ordering the wrong drink just to get free ones. Not that you look like the kind of person who would do that, right?â
âI donât? Why? Is it that you think I donât have any friends to tell them about this? Because youâre certainly... right,â Aiden joked, though it wasnât too far from reality. âAt least not many of them would come to this kind of bar. No offense.â
brick-nooks:
âOh, come on. Itâs not so bad. It goes down smooth enough.â NIck took another shot but the sour look on her face and the chill down her spine belied her previous statement, âYes, Coke and vodka. The poor manâs PĂ©rignon. Donât knock it âtil you try it.â
âSmooth enough,â Aiden repeated for himself, a scoff escaping him involuntarily. âCoke and vodka sounds like... Like it would be like coke but diluted in alcoholâ Fine. Cokeâs in the fridge, yes?â
absolutelyannaparker:
âProbably.â Anna said, laughing softly. For once it was a real laugh, even if it wasnât much. âNormal gin is weak. This? This will have you stumbling around in no time.â
âThen consider me weak,â Aiden said, putting the drink back on the counter. âStumbling and tumblingâ and I donât feel like doing a backflip just about now,â he joked, though with a legit serious face. âSeriously, though. Is this even legal in the States?â
sam-or-whatever:
âThat would lead to the kind of death called obesity. I think youâre talking about ice cream. But thatâs not inherently better, just perhaps more socially acceptable, but if you wanna amp up your chances, try pouring schnapps on some HĂ€agen-Dazs. Does this mean you wonât be having a second drink?â
âNot if you work out hard enough,â he challenged, and tried to take another sip. His tongue seemed numb to it by now and though it burned down his throat, Aiden didnât cringe half as bad as the first time. âOkay, okayâ schnapps and HĂ€agen-Dazs sounds like something I would enjoy, unlike... this,â he said, looking at the drink in his hand. âI donât know. Can I just... Can I just finish the first one?â
ezrathorpe:
    âNot really trying for making you feel anything. You a Kool-Aid drinker or what, canât handle a beer?â
âBeer is all I drink actually, but... this taste nothing like it.â
cassandrawarren:
âFirst of all, who says freaking? Or even freaking saint? What are you trying to help Kimye with their third childâs name?â The blondeâs cup inches from her lips, raising her tamed brow toward him.Â
âI say freaking. Be grateful I didnât say fudge instead of fuck. Yes, Iâm capable of saying that too, I just choose not to,â Aiden defended himself with the same pride and cockiness he usually spoke with. âKimye donât need my help, though Iâd be grateful to offer if they asked.â
warrenkenna:
              âOr that guyâs piss. Keep drinking, Iâm not giving away my secret.â
âSorry, K. Iâm doing this for your own good. I donât want you to get charged with murder,â he said as he spilled his drink outside the window, into a little flower pot. âIâll take the blame on the flowersâ death. Donât worry.â