A dork with too much time on his hands

This blog is basically like an all you can eat buffet. It's never-ending and you always find new things to like in it.

[venort]

[venort]

you will never in a million years guess what the next line is if you've never seen the OVA this is from.

[nemesismess]

#hint: it's the 'is this the episode where he loses the house' OVA

THE WHAT-

[venort]

Yknow, this one

[happyroadkillart]

actually made this before the election tho seems slightly more relevant after watching CA vote no on things like rent control and, like, Prohibiting Slavery

[roconize]

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

[ravioliet]

[wosp-reactivated]

Calvins dad could get it, as could Calvins mom. But neither of them want me so I guess I'll just go back to wringing out wet rats for water in an alley

[rapparu2]

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[mangonetics]

[discount-supervillain]

[rabbitlegs]

careful where you place your controllers

[roconize]

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

[wanderlightt]

hey batter

[didy414]

my take on genderswap mario and luigi!

also bowuigi yuri for you all lol

[preservationofnormalcy]

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

[endomentendo]

[hobotoboggan]

TF2 real names

Darryl Diapers

Larry Lunchbox

Hank Hotdog

Glasgow Greg

Bartholomew Bigarms

Tiberius Toolbox

Checkup Charlie

Sexual Steve

Mark Question

[hobotoboggan]

OK now for the Blue team

Randal Racecar

Tony Trenchfoot

Bryon Barbecue

Samson Swashbuck

Paul Peanut

Willy Workbench

Dennis Dentist

Tim Toenail

Hans Hmmm

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

[inkyxward]

Guy who made death stranding: Getting some real “Death Stranding” vibes from this situation