Lord Tubbington doesn’t look well… I’m worried.
How old is he?

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Lord Tubbington doesn’t look well… I’m worried.
How old is he?
Probably. You don’t have to come if you don’t want to. I’ll find someone else to cuddle with me.
As long as you share some, it's all okay. You wouldn't find anyone else willing to bear with the constant sound of your munching anyway.
Alright, that’s fine because I wouldn’t want to sleep on our date. But that means you have to come over and comfort me now.
Are you gonna spend the entire time munching on snacks?
You’re evil. Sexy, but evil.
I know. So, like I was telling you earlier through text, we should move our date to tomorrow or something, cuz I don't want you to be sleepy at the date.
My god.
Didn’t get any sleep last night..
That's good, isn't it?
My head is spinny.
... What?
I don't really know what to do with this Saturday night
Worth a shot.
Sorry! What up?
Nah, I’m good!
Same, so, yeah.
I don't really know what to do with this Saturday night
My homework?
I don't think so, I barely do mine.
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Disappear?
Right back at you.
I don't really know what to do with this Saturday night
You don’t need to worry about that stuff here. My house is like an entirely different world.
I only speak the truth and you know I’m not a liar. I keep forgetting that we are both hormonal teenagers and sex is something we love a lot of. How do you know that? We already go raw which hurts sometimes.
No liar? Right, like about the color of your hair? Exactly, the more sex, the better. I'm sorry, just tell me if it hurts, maybe we should use more lube or something.
Who cares if we wake them up? They’ll be fine. But I’ll just have my door closed and play some music.
I love all of those ideas. Fuck sleep, I have you. It means more than better sex, it’ll be fantastic sex. Keep up that and you’ll get tired of sex eventually. Alright, babe. It looks like I’ll be riding you, try not to go so rough.
That's a great idea.
Great, I were hoping you'd say that. Tired of sex? That's not a very good thing. I don't want us to become an old married couple after a week of dating. Shush, I'm sure you'll love it.
What’s that supposed to mean? Even if I am it’s because your big…heart..
I can say the same thing about you. It’s not a stupid way, babe. I feel the exact same way. Throw out some ideas and I’m sure we can do it. But I’m going to ride you so hard because of what you just told me. Or you can ride me, either one works.
It's not like I mind, as long as we don't wake people up.
Sex, cuddles, movies, silly youtube videos... Anything. So, sweet and romantic stuff equals better sex? I like this. I feel like topping today, so you riding me sounds really good.
You’re pretty great at it too. Maybe if you stay quiet you’ll get some.
What makes me so special? You’re not going to let me sleep even though it’s 5:30 AM? What are we going to be doing?
I can be extra quiet, you're the one I'm worried about.
Your annoyingly cute face, your gorgeous body, your sexy attitude, and the stupid way you make me feel every time I look at you. I'm sure we can find ways to spend the time.
I wouldn’t imagine it until you get here. Otherwise you’ll be left hanging. I’m really good with this reward considering you’ve gotten it a numerous amount of times.
Good, because I really don’t mean to hurt you. I really don’t mean to hurt most people. Hurry over, you don’t want your spot in my bed to get taken by my dogs, do you? Just knock on the door and you’ll be fine, babe. You must really want to see me.
I know you're good at it. Well, more like perfect at it.
I do want to see you. I hope you're not planning on sleeping, cuz I'm not letting you.
You already seem to know what the reward will be.
Then you can start seeing me and talking to me more often. Just come over or I can come over there. I’m sorry babe, I didn’t mean to make you feel bad. And you’re mine, so I guess we are on the same line.
I can imagine. And I'd be okay with most rewards.
It's okay, I know you didn't. I'm coming over then. I guess you'll have to sneak me in, since it's 5 AM already.