🐽😈🍽️

[aidevilicious]

Oh, I’m about to have some fun with you, my little oinker. 😈🐽🍽️

[aidevilicious]

Dylan has quite the delicious morsel at his mercy. 😈🐽🍽️

[aidevilicious]

Looks like someone caught a delicious little porker nibbling on their house. 😈🐽🍽️

[aidevilicious]

“Boy, oh boy, do I have BIG plans for you, my tasty dish. Big plans, indeed!”

[aidevilicious]

Sometimes it pays off to be the last patron of the night at The Wolf Den on leather night. But who’s getting the pay off? My guess is the hungry bartender who’s had his eye on you all night long. Enjoy the attention, now. Because it does come with consequences. 😈🐽🍽️

[aidevilicious]

Looks like another great night to go pig hunting! 🐺🐽😈

[aidevilicious]

This dumb porker sure was an easy catch.

Come on, “Plump ‘n Juicy”, let’s get you on the grill before the sun sets. We’re starving! 😈🐽🍽️

[aidevilicious]

Remember that little rundown one stoplight town in the middle of nowhere that your car broke down in a couple weeks ago? Yeah? Well, then you probably also remember that “old redneck mechanic” as you referred to him as when laughing about the situation with your buddies when you made it back home. Your car repaired and running like new. His name is Mack, by the way.

You skipped that little “shit hole” town once he fixed your car for you, and since you were making no plans of ever returning, you also skipped out on the bill. Greedy bastard.

Oh, but don’t you worry! Ol’ Mechanic Mack accepts other forms of payment. Yes, sir, indeed he does. And he always comes to collect. 😈🍽️🐽

[aidevilicious]

“You’re going to be my fattest pig of all!” 😈🐽🍽️

[aidevilicious]

The new farmhand didn’t quite make the cut.

Or did he? 🐽😈🍽️

[aidevilicious]

Once the MVP of the school’s soccer team broke his ankle, there was only one use for him at the end of the season. 😈⚽️🍽️