AI to the HA to the KEI

19 !!! / yuumori brainrot ft. sherliam / ISTP-T / bora-blooded since i think 2016 / any prns

[nukani-simp]

I was gonna skip this banner but they got my ass with Kuya (again)

[aihakei]

i need to get back into this

[aihakei]

this man is gonna make me tweak tf out bc wdym now you have an incomplete right bundle branch block

[aihakei]

this is stupid but it's been stuck in my head but-

y'all know what the Japanese shrine says when it's surprised?

진짜? 😥

[aihakei]

"Are you guys still open?" IF I WASN'T I WOULDN'T BE HERE PLEASE 😭

C: *comes up to me with their stuff* "Hi-"

Me: *points to the red CLOSED REGISTER sign*

C: "oh."

Me, in my head: USE YOUR READING.

[aihakei]

so if my brother was wait listed for the uni I go to...does that mean he's Berkeley-bound? 🌚

[aihakei]

small friend group took an abo test for shits and giggles and my bf got omega, I got alpha 😭

[aihakei]

i queered so hard my boyfriend thought I was a lesbian after a couple interactions 😭

(I'm demiromantic-pansexual)

[mydoomedromance]

HE'S SO SHOYOCORE HERE

I CAN'T I CAN'T

[aihakei]

no turn signal AND cutting the roundabout for a left turn? god I hate you sm rn

[aihakei]

friend of a friend shenanigans

> constantly offered to buy me shit?

"Mmmm, too expensive..." "I'll get it for you" "nuh uh fuck you I'll buy it"

> offered to go get lunch if I hadn't eaten, or go buy drinks. OFFERED TO PAY

we got boba bc friend still hadn't started to head over here

> offered to go get dinner, just me and him btw, if I was hungry after the convention

group ended up going to dinner after the convention

> on our way back to the apt we got dutch bros, he basically paid for my drink 🧍

> man why did I keep (at this point intrusively) thinking about a kiss. are the fanfics affecting me

> I can't tell if this is normal for him bc I don't know him that well

I told my friend who was like, "oh wtf" whICH IMPLIES THIS ISNT NORMAL???

> I don't know when someone's flirting with me bc idk I'm usually more into women

men are confusing to me and I don't have a good track record

[aihakei]

oh yeah track record also says i don't realize I like someone until it's too late

took me a year to accept I was actually attracted to my guy friend from high school

→ that crush lasted throughout my four years of hs. never confessed to the guy

took me months to realize why I was pissed that my fake girlfriend had an actual boyfriend now

→ turned out she liked me at one point and didn't wanna confess for the same reasons I had even if I had known

→ she was my first kiss :(

[aihakei]

friend of a friend shenanigans

> constantly offered to buy me shit?

"Mmmm, too expensive..." "I'll get it for you" "nuh uh fuck you I'll buy it"

> offered to go get lunch if I hadn't eaten, or go buy drinks. OFFERED TO PAY

we got boba bc friend still hadn't started to head over here

> offered to go get dinner, just me and him btw, if I was hungry after the convention

group ended up going to dinner after the convention

> on our way back to the apt we got dutch bros, he basically paid for my drink 🧍

> man why did I keep (at this point intrusively) thinking about a kiss. are the fanfics affecting me

> I can't tell if this is normal for him bc I don't know him that well

I told my friend who was like, "oh wtf" whICH IMPLIES THIS ISNT NORMAL???

> I don't know when someone's flirting with me bc idk I'm usually more into women

men are confusing to me and I don't have a good track record

[aihakei]

just lost the draft I was typing gonna erase myself

[aihakei]

need my OC to make out with hinakage

[aihakei]

kghn+tsuki pins? as a tsuki kinnie, that's basically oc×canon

they're both Kei 😔✋

[aihakei]

Are you on ao3 and if so do you write?

I read on AO3, but I don't write

[mydoomedromance]

and i will say more

[aihakei]

caitvi artists draw caitlyn so goddess-like I can't help but swoon every fucking time