AI Home Inspector

I keep getting pictures of AI homes on social media, so I'm going to inspect them

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Honestly, I kind of appreciate the symmetry of the very narrow fridge with the very narrow oven. This is a home for people who enjoy narrow food.

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The AI has noticed that humans like to have "ovens" in thier houses, and it has obliged. It doesn't know why everyone is still complaining.

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Yep, that's a pretty standard TV placement. On the couch, below the gas stove. The gas stove that us also apparently the sink, because in these tiny houses multitasking is important.

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According to the most advanced AI models, recursive houses will be the hot new trend of 2025.

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"Hey, AI? How many legs does a chair have?"

"Oh, lots. Chairs have lots of legs!"

"And how many blades does a ceiling fan have?"

"Oh, 2, I think."

"And how many lights does a small house need?"

"So many! Lights everywhere! Even hanging from the railings, sometimes!"

"I see."

[aihomeinspector]

Okay, this isn't too bad. The stairs basically work, as long as you don't mind climbing over a railing once you get upstairs. And there's no where to watch TV, but that's very fixable. Really, the only big problem is that the stove appears to vent into your mattress. That might be a problem, if you tried to actually build this house.

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I would not trust that handrail, that appears to be melting.

I do not know what the white thing on the table is, and clearly the AI doesn't know either.

And finally, I do not know what happened to that pillow, but I would not display it in my house.

[aihomeinspector]

"AI, where are these stairs going?"

"Upstairs!"

"And how do people actually access the upper floor once they get there?"

"Oh, well, minor mistake"

"And why is there a tree growing out of the kitchen counter?"

"Trees are pretty. People like trees"