aileen x gui

what's something you want but you think you can't have? | 19 | CHI•SF

[coolled]

[emilyisobsessed]

my dog took a bullet for me

[iridessence]

She was READY

[did-you-know]

Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BCE. Source

[keetongu]

i cant believe ancient egyptians were FUCKING NERDS

[captainlordauditor]

imagine ancient egyptian d&d tho

[bemusedlybespectacled]

“You have crossed into the underworld and have encountered Anubis. You give him your heart to weigh.”

“I roll to Bluff.”

“You want to bluff Anubis? You can’t bluff Anubis, he’s a god, he has a godly Sense Motive check.”

“I want to bluff the scales.”

“…you want. To bluff. The scales.”

“Yup.”

“…you know what? I’ll allow it.”

“HA! Nat 20!”

“The scales, for some fucking reason, think your heart is lighter than the feather. Anubis is pretty sure you’re bullshitting him but you know what? Anubis has had a long day. Anubis is not gonna question the scales. You’re in.”

[aileenxgui]

concept

me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?

me: drops my crystalline wineglass

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[koreanmodel]

Park Eun Woo by Kim Min Kyum

[yeobae]

[twitterlols]

this is beyond incredible

[aileenxgui]

gansey: [uses MLA citations in verbal conversations]

[lotuslate]

ok yall for real tho, I’m so beyond proud of Yoongi, he literally surpassed his limits and made such a fucking lit mixtape and just by listening to it I know he will be looking back to it and think ‘Damn I did good’ and that’s what makes me the most proud, the fact that he can finally look at his music and LOVE it for what it is, because this is why he pursued it in the first place, TO DO /THIS/, to CREATE music for himself for his fans for his loved ones and istg that brings to me to mfuckin tears because it’s so damn inspirational, this is why I’ll always look up to him and why I’ll always admire him and why he is more than just a bias to me, he is my role model yall I just,,, aahhh

[mozzazzella]

oh sweet sweet sounds of 80s synthesizers, alleviate me

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

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this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own

[sykoskittles]

I needed this more than I care to admit

[thegolddig]

[igxbaddies]

[theeeprotagonist]

HE MADE THEM COOKIES SHUT UP

[black--lamb-blog]

AAAAAAWWWWWWWWW :’) 

[blackmiracleworker-deactivated2]

that’s the purest thing I have ever heard

[methlord-deactivated20210607]

no drugs can compare to the high i get when i finally understand something in math class

[spacedgrl420]

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