⭐️I Tried⭐️

Ash || wowiee

[blackness-by-your-side]

LMAO

[sushinfood]

i’m so happy for her

[warmbubbly]

I’m happy she’s back

[hazy-october]

🎃

[got-coochie]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

[bowlcutprotag]

[musashi]

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

[slenderman-blog]

People's disgusting.

People is disgusting. They deserve to suffer. That’s why Slenderman is here.

[spatialapprentice]

slendermean PLEASE slap my fat juicy ass

[goawfma]

bitch i got adhd lmao

[byerlyv]

Carbon dioxide has only one atom more than carbon monoxide just in case you think breathing is harmless

[coolxatu]

[coolxatu]

[seatrench]

Albino Pig-Nosed Turtle

(source)

[creepsandcrawlers]

kind of a fucked up boy

[seatrench]

*hurling sticks and stones at your head*

[memescog]

[fiji-water-official]

[yassmines]

street fashion is u wear any dam thing n take a picture of urself slouching

[xulita-deactivated20220818]

[mando-lore]

I can’t believe Mozart died in Infinity War

[nannerlmozartofficial]

Herr Salieri I dont feel so good.

[harrypottersonicobama]

[636174657270696c6c6172]

Walmart at 7pm while high ass fuck and bright ass lights bro im like a slug and someone is salting me

[whitmanic]

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

[whitmanic]

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

[bigasspants]

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

[pottamux]

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

[chambylin]

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

[pottamux]

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

[whitmanic]

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

[shadovvlurking]

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

[whitmanic]

Excuse me?

[shrekyourself]

[wizardjpeg]

help

[wizardjpeg]

hot dog in my lung

[wizardjpeg]

help me put more in