Above Average Nonsense

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[ailyn--vel]

Deleting

Going to delete this blog and start a new one

Gonna try and add everyone back though 😫😫

[ailyn--vel]

Deleting

Going to delete this blog and start a new one

Gonna try and add everyone back though 😫😫

[vuruncaherseycalisir]

[bbwpizzahut]

[pixendrit]

[stonedvndconfus3d]

Yum 👅💫

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

[superpagangirl]

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

[setdeco]

TAKASAKI MASAHARU, Kihoku Observatory, Kagoshima, Kanoya City, Japan, 1995

[midnight-femme-deactivated20201]

lactose intolerant people in fiction: i can never eat dairy…i order cheese-less pizza and cry myself to sleep   

me, a real life lactose intolerant person: *chugs my 10th straight glass of chocolate milk* lmao see you in hell god

[4lung]

oh? my god

[sobeitjay2]

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Fish be bored as hell

[wavegrower]

glass ceiling

[missusruin]

A story about rivers.

[artworkbyemilie]

[mooonjellies]

Johannes Laschon

[catsbeaversandducks]

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“Did you call me??”

Video by bellcat

[arifranzz]

SOUND ON SOUND ON WHEN HES SLEEPING MY HEART

[astro-b-o-y-d]

@bibarrybluejeans