kaizu

kaizu--30+ — infp--art blog: @kaizuart

[nyquillionaire]

who goes there

[idlelizard]

shapely sugar bowl

[hinamie]

bring it on!

cursed kids v3 [1] [2]

[a-s-fischer]

If you want a good object lesson about what we can and can't know about the past, we don't know Ea-Nasir was a dishonest merchant selling shoddy goods.

What we know is we have found a cache of complaint tablets about him selling low quality copper as high quality, in a site that was probably his own residence. We know multiple people complained he was a cheat. It's entirely possible they were right. It's also entirely possible that he kept these complaint letters as records of people he would no longer do business with, because they had made accusations and threats in order to bully him into giving them free copper. That is an equally valid interpretation of the evidence.

My point is not that we have maligned Ea-Nasir, my point is that thousands of years later, we do not and cannot know.

[kindigo]

Actually he wrote all the complaints himself with various sock puppet accounts to drum up sympathy subscribers to his Claytreon

[dramatic-dolphin]

i remember when mdzs first came out and i didn't know shit about the genre yet, so my friend and i found it in a bookstore and she went "grandmaster of demonic cultivation???? what is 'cultivation'. google says it's practicing agriculture. how can you do that demonically." and i was like "farming evilly and deviously......"

anyways this exchange became ten times funnier when i read mdzs years later and got to the part where everyone thinks wei wuxian is establishing a horrible evil demonic sect with the wen remnants but he's actually just trying to farm so they don't starve. doing some straight up evil and demonic and devious farming.

[theweirdwideweb]

[alex51324]

The ocean is so fucking weird. Imagine if you were just living your life and then all of the sudden here comes one of these.

Here on land there are only so many ways a creature can move, and by the time you're six or so, you've seen pretty much all of them that you're ever likely to.

Down there in the ocean they can just do anything. You could see a new weird animal every week for your whole life, and then when you're 80 this guy rocks up to you.

[unicorn-elvis]

hoopskirt hovercraft

[alex51324]

I'm glad someone brought this back to my attention, because I have since learned that this video is real, but sped-up. Here's an article from ScienceAlert, with more information about this creature, and a regular-speed video.

Is it any less weird at actual speed? I am unsure, but leaning toward "less silly; more eerie," which is a different flavor of weird, but a similar amount. I am interested in hearing others' thoughts on this matter!

[picturejockey]

[jame7t]

I’ve been showing my hamster your blog and it seems to really like it, biting at the screen. I also have a hamster(the small animal kind) too and he seems to like your blog as well

the fuck is the first hamster then

[valtsv]

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

[valtsv]

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

[valtsv]

it's not a "love triangle" it's a business opportunity with benefits

[theoplum]

tumblr users: read my bl webcomic about a long-suffering cursed knight being forced to deal with sinister and wicked blondes. it’s starting to get good

[theoplum]

one of the blondes is a beautiful woman who is stupidly tall. so keep that in mind

[cherriielle]

**haunting ethereal noises start playing** 🌲🌳🌿

[actionpainting-deactivated20231]

my nephews lunch that he packed

[rnelodyy]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

[puppygirllaika]

that's arugula

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: c tat ac [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt .] tat' aga [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt aga]

Closest match: Polygonum aviculare genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: Prostrate Knotweed

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[limesquares]

Artfight 06 for AdamOnAcid

[yonae]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[hydaen]

‧₊˚ ⋅* Alecto * ‧₊

[mmusclemuseum]

amazing wayback machine find

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer