heist society

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[aimlow]

murder wife to match murder husband is in full swing!

[ask-meme-addicts]

❝rick and morty❞ ask meme

“Oh yeah, shame me. At least when I’m disgusting it’s on purpose.”

“If you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.”

“I can’t abide bureaucracy. I don’t like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation.”

“I’ve got a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant.”

“I’ve got an emo streak. It’s part of what makes me so rad.”

“What kind of business do you do in a garage? Y'know, this seems a little shady.”

“Wow. That is a really intense line of questioning.”

“I hate to break it to you, but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.”

“I have no code of ethics, I will kill anyone, anywhere. Children, animals, old people, doesn’t matter. I just love killin’.”

“You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable.”

“I’m not looking for judgement, just a yes or no.”

“Well, then get your shit together! Get it all together, and put it in a backpack - all your shit. So it’s together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, y’know? Take it to the shit store and sell it. Or put it in the shit museum, I don’t care what you do! You just gotta get it together.”

“You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white.. uh-uhh.. guilt.. white-guilt, milquetoast.. piece of human garbage.”

“What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer? The answer is: don’t think about it.”

“Fuck you? No, no, no, no, no, fuck me!”

“My new catchphrase is ‘I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!‘”

“You’re like Hitler.. but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something.”

“You’re not gonna believe this, because it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.”

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[miserios-blog]

“ You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues – wisdom, justice, fortitude, and temperance. As I read the list I knew I had none of them. But I have other virtues, Father – ambition, that can be a virtue when it drives us to excel; resourcefulness; courage, perhaps not on the battle field but there are many forms of courage; devotion, to my family, to you. But none of my virtues were on your list. Even then it was as if you didn’t want me for your son. ”  —————  UNRAVEL THE TRAGEDY.

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❝ that TV SHOW i saw as i fell asleep had me on both my knees. ❞ 

[aimlow]

                               busy little bee, conspiring and conspiring …

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[carisiisms]

            “ sounds like a solid plan to me. ” he laid on his back while she did her thing and glanced over to her when she spoke again. “ yeah? ‘n what’s that smell, exactly? ”

[aimlow]

            “Hm ... you know when you’ve just put out clean sheets? Like that, not overwhelming and really comforting. I think it’s your ‘guy musk’ too, mixed in, I like it.” Her shoulder tipped just a tad, nails skimming her lower lip as her mind wander through the thought of the scent.

[carisiisms]

           “ well hey, bonus points for me. – you should just turn your phone off ‘n ignore him. ”

[aimlow]

            “Yeah, you’re right, it’s not like my boss is gonna call on a Sunday. I’ll report him this afternoon.” With the power off, she tosses it onto the pile of clothes by the floor and rolls onto her side, knuckles coming to her mouth as she looks up at the other. “You smell really nice, you know?”

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